2014 TSUN Shenanigans and Arguments

[Jaxbuck]

So does anyone think jHoke brings a similar cockamamie scheme like he did to MSU and try and plant a stake in the Horseshoe?

I am praying for some bullshit like that.

The quick TO and missed FG got the Bucks awake and fired up early in '08. They then proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of a hopelessly out manned scUM team.

I'd love to see one of Hoke's Ohio born twitter warriors get this team full and undivided attention for 60 minutes.

 

[maximumblitz]

Fun facts about That Team Up North:

On November 16, 2006, *ichigan was 11-0 and the #2 team in the country. *ichigan's all-time record was 860-28-36, for the all-time best winning percentage of .747.

The next day, Bo Schembechler died.

The day after that, #1 Ohio State beat #2 *ichigan 42-39 in The Game.

Since November 16, 2006, Michigan is 55-47 for a winning percentage of .539.

*ichigan football died in the Horseshoe on November 18, 2006.

And it's only going to get worse....

To add to the dumpster fire, I believe that UFM talked his team into the title game at the expense of *ichigan, and JT might have been able to vote *ichigan in had he cast his ballot. It is always possible that *ichigan could have won, and either way, the SEC's rise would have gone unnoticed for another two years, because the BIG10 would have been guaranteed a win in the title game.

 

[Zurp]

That halfwit is still trying to figure out how he can grow his own meat tree.

While I won't dispute the "halfwit" portion of your sentence, I don't like that you're implying that he's a halfwit for wanting to grow a meat tree. Who WOULDN'T want a tree that grows bacon? "Should I buy more burgers for today's cookout?" "No - it looks like the burgers are just becoming ripe." "Woo. In another week, these ribs are going to be PERFECT!"

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

While I won't dispute the "halfwit" portion of your sentence, I don't like that you're implying that he's a halfwit for wanting to grow a meat tree. Who WOULDN'T want a tree that grows bacon? "Should I buy more burgers for today's cookout?" "No - it looks like the burgers are just becoming ripe." "Woo. In another week, these ribs are going to be PERFECT!"

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Marcus Ray: “...this Michigan coaching thing has become like a Mount Rushmore, so that’s why Brady Hoke said he would crawl from California to get this job.

The only thing that Brady Hoke has in common with Mount Rushmore is rocks in the head.

 

[LostLassie]

While I won't dispute the "halfwit" portion of your sentence, I don't like that you're implying that he's a halfwit for wanting to grow a meat tree. Who WOULDN'T want a tree that grows bacon? "Should I buy more burgers for today's cookout?" "No - it looks like the burgers are just becoming ripe." "Woo. In another week, these ribs are going to be PERFECT!"

I thought we already did have meat trees.

They're called cows.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The only thing that Brady Hoke has in common with Mount Rushmore is rocks in the head.

they both have the same mass (within a ton or two)

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I have a meat tree.

Just sayin..

 

[colobuck79]

aka bonsai

 

[Palpie]

I was gonna say it's more of a twig.

 

[Dryden]

I have a meat tree.

Just sayin..

 

[kujirakira]

aka bonsai

There's a joke to be made here about trimming and shaping bushes... but I'm not that witty.

 

[ysubuck]

I wonder if they'll try and pull that shit on Jalin that they pulled on Dontre last year.

So fucking premeditated it was sick. Dirtbags.

 

[colobuck79]

I wonder if they'll try and pull that [Mark May] on Jalin that they pulled on Dontre last year.

So fucking premeditated it was sick. Dirtbags.

I fully expect more of the same this year.

 

[Palpie]

I wonder if they'll try and pull that [Mark May] on Jalin that they pulled on Dontre last year.

So fucking premeditated it was sick. Dirtbags.

I hope gene smith and urban have been in delany's ear since that game about that shit and hopefully the refs will be told not to let any shit like that go on. Of course their 'classy' fans still don't think their players did anything wrong so there won't be any internal pressure for them not to do it again.