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jwinslow;2063629; said:
Gotta say I don't think I've ever seen a uniform that had that many mismatched logos on it.
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Gotta say I don't think I've ever seen a uniform that had that many mismatched logos on it.
http://mgoblog.com/diaries/dave-brandon-unveils-commemorative-lloyd-brady-2012-sugar-bowl-uniforms
University of Michigan Athletic Director Dave Brandon unveiled a brand new look for the Wolverines football team in preparation for their January 3rd Sugar Bowl appearance against the Virginia Tech Hokies. The announcement caused a firestorm of controversy amongst boosters, university officials, and unemployed arm-chair blog-critics alike.
The audacious uniform design features a University of Michigan student known in fan circles as Lloyd Brady. Brady is screen-printed prominently above the familiar block M logo, holding a spoonful of sugar in rapturous delight to celebrate Michigan's BCS berth.
"This is all about extending the Michigan brand," said Brandon in front of an assembly of visibly shocked press correspondants and fans. "Lloyd Brady is an emblem of the plugged-in, 24/7 blogosphere. We worked hand-in-hand with Adidas to make sure he is presented in full splendor. These uniforms harken back to the great traditions of the past while looking forward, boldly, to the coming day when the tail of internet fandom will inevitably wag the dog."
When asked how the idea began, Brandon detailed a wild night of inspiration. "Well, the nebula of the idea started one evening at a local bar with Jim Brandstatter. Beers led to shots, shots led to harder stuff, and, well... Let's just say cocaine played a role. Jim was keyed up, to say the least. Rambling on about Michigan Replay, about how the spread offense was really an outgrowth of the homosexual agenda... lots of wild ideas. I saw his white, powdery mustache and made a comment about how apropos it looked in light of our sugar bowl appearance. Once we got on the subject of sugar, the rest is history."
From there, a team of over three-hundred Adidas designers set to work creating a Sugar Bowl uniform worthy of the annals of Michigan history. "I think, clearly, we're entering a new era in sportswear," said Marty Tisdale, senior game apparel supervisor at Adidas. "The front of the uniform makes a bold statement. This isn't your father's Michigan Wolverines, no way. This uniform is the sportswear equivalent of social media - it gets people talking. In fact, the uniforms are outfitted with smart chips and keypads sewn into the fabric. During timeouts, players can tweet messages, via voice recognition, to fans in real-time with the push of a button."
"The front of the uniform is really the tip of the iceberg," said Tisdale. "The backside is where we really pushed the envelope. The forty-two block M's on the back represent Michigan's forty-two Big Ten championships. As you can also see, we've tastefully adorned the uniform with a ghost-twill, sweat-wicking logo decal of our marketing partners, Domino Sugar. We hope the fans will appreciate the surprising blend of unrestrained whimsy and soul-crushing corporate fellatio."
When asked what he thought of the design, head coach Brady Hoke muttered something indistinct, then caught Brandon's stern gaze. He then offered, rather half-heartedly, "Well, you know, I think they're... tremendous."
The only coach who didn't seem on-board with the design was offensive coordinator Al Borges, who missed the press conference. He walked into the Schembechler Hall after his lunch break, took one look at the uniform concept, and turned away. After minutes of staring blankly out into the distance, hands in pockets, he said, "What have we done? God in heaven, what have we done?"
Brandon pays no mind to criticism, however. "The future is a scary thing to some people. I mean, think of the first facemasks. At the time, the guys wearing them looked pretty faggy. These are the next step in that evolution."
If Wolverine fans are unhappy with the Sugar Bowl uniforms, they can take heart; they are not permanent. Brandon also announced plans to wear different uniforms for each and every game next season, a total of twelve unique Adidas Tech-Fit designs. "Right now we're experimenting with different looks. Brandstatter and I like black-on-black, maize-on-maize, really eye-catching stuff." Then, with a furtive snort from a rolled hundred-dollar bill, Brandon added, "And of course, there's always white-on-white."
Ryan VanBergen models the new Wolverines designs and pensively contemplates suicide.
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So, this is their 5th uniform they've donned this year. They trying to be the "oregon of the midwest"?
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This method is a little better than the last one.NFBuck;2064181; said:
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Lets Go!
jwinslow;2064193; said:
I almost forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me!
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BB73;2064297; said:
Gotcha. I just remember knowing when it happened and thinking, man, is Dick Rod really trying to mess with some of the tradition they have ALREADY?
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Michigan isn't upset because OSU is receiving an unfair waiver. Brandon knows it is common - see UCLA, ILL - and is selling the "OSU knows how to play the NCAA" stereotype to the uninformed masses, trying to combat the momentum Urban created.
Michigan isn't upset because OSU has extra recruiters, they have half as many as Michigan (5 vs 10).
Michigan isn't upset because OSU gets an extra staff to recruit, they know Urban is the only 1 of 5 not coaching, and Urban could easily do the same thing as the bowl coach by delegating bowl prep to his assistants.
Michigan is upset because the troubled OSU program from 2011 has been fixed overnight by Urban Meyer. That is a very unfair advantage.
Michigan isn't upset because OSU has extra recruiters, they have half as many as Michigan (5 vs 10).
Michigan isn't upset because OSU gets an extra staff to recruit, they know Urban is the only 1 of 5 not coaching, and Urban could easily do the same thing as the bowl coach by delegating bowl prep to his assistants.
Michigan is upset because the troubled OSU program from 2011 has been fixed overnight by Urban Meyer. That is a very unfair advantage.
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jwinslow;2064324; said:
Yes, and they are setting up the excuse train for the ass whipping they see coming next November.
Jaxbuck;2064335; said:
And this goes without saying, but it still needed to be said.
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