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2011 SEC Football Discussion

Gatorubet;1968269; said:
Now you're just being insulting.

Everyone in Louisiana has been to Destin, and - ergo - also to Alabama and Mississippi. It's the law.

My boys, ages 12, 10 and 7, have become obsessed with watching all the episodes of Billy The eXterminator on NetFlix.

Billy is a coon-ass running around the swampy parts of Louisiana catching gators, snakes, nutria, wasps, cockroaches and all the various and sundry wildlife that plague the residents of that lovely state.

It paints quite a vivid picture of the state, the residents and Billy's coon-ass family.
 
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Cuz it's awesome when cousins argue.
 
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SmoovP;1968278; said:
My boys, ages 12, 10 and 7, have become obsessed with watching all the episodes of Billy The eXterminator on NetFlix.

Billy is a coon-ass running around the swampy parts of Louisiana catching gators, snakes, nutria, wasps, cockroaches and all the various and sundry wildlife that plague the residents of that lovely state.

It paints quite a vivid picture of the state, the residents and Billy's coon-ass family.

Oh please!
Billy ain't no coonass.

Fucker is from way too far north to be considered a coonass
He's from the part of the state that most Louisianians consider Southern Arkansas.

That pansy trying to "save" these poor animals would never make it down here.

A. We don't need to pay someone to do that shit.
B. We don't catch and release. We kill and eat.

"Oh please come get this big ugly alligator off my land. But don't kill him, he deserves to live"

Pussies!

Just shoot the bastard and skin him.
We'll throw him on the pit and have a block party.
 
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Nutriaitch;1968453; said:
Oh please!
Billy ain't no coonass.

Fucker is from way too far north to be considered a coonass
He's from the part of the state that most Louisianians consider Southern Arkansas.

That pansy trying to "save" these poor animals would never make it down here.

A. We don't need to pay someone to do that shit.
B. We don't catch and release. We kill and eat.

"Oh please come get this big ugly alligator off my land. But don't kill him, he deserves to live"

Pussies!

Just shoot the bastard and skin him.
We'll throw him on the pit and have a block party.

Daaamn! Dems be fightin' wurdz.

Where you at, 'ubet?!

/instigator
 
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Nutriaitch;1968453; said:
Oh please!
Billy ain't no coonass.

[censored]er is from way too far north to be considered a coonass
He's from the part of the state that most Louisianians consider Southern Arkansas.

That pansy trying to "save" these poor animals would never make it down here.

A. We don't need to pay someone to do that [Mark May].
B. We don't catch and release. We kill and eat.

"Oh please come get this big ugly alligator off my land. But don't kill him, he deserves to live"

Pussies!

Just shoot the bastard and skin him.
We'll throw him on the pit and have a block party.

So Northern Louisiana is more Billy, Southern more Swamp People?
 
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Nutriaitch;1968453; said:
Pussies!

Just shoot the bastard and skin him.
We'll throw him on the pit and have a block party.

I've never had gator, but this seems like the ultimate time saver. Now you don't have to go to the grocery or liqour store.

You can cook the meat and the neighbors can bring the sides and the booze.
 
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