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Barely two months into the season, Auburn has already shattered the Fulmer Cup points total for an entire season. War!
 
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This is the Krakatoa of Fulmer Cup scores; we hope to never see its equal, because we think that involves an entire football team being charged with murder.*

**Something that Auburn could have been charged with following the 2010 SEC Championship Game.***


***No they couldn't have. There wasn't enough left of South Carolina to identify.
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I had heard the term but I'd never really found out what this is about....

The Ellis T. Jones III Award

This award goes to the individual who contributes the most points to his team during the season, OR has the most incredible incident that resulted in Fulmer Cup points. Named after Ellis T. Jones III, the greatest collegiate criminal ever.

Ellis T. Jones III Award Winners:

  • 2010: FSU's Nigel Carr with 13 points for breaking into cars.
  • 2009: USF's Trent Pupello with 17 points for a pistol whipping spree.
  • 2008: Alabama's Jimmy John with 20 points for selling cocaine.
  • 2007: Ronnie M. Wilson of Florida, for firing off a semi-automatic rifle during a road rage incident.
  • 2006: Ellis T. Jones himself, for 13 felony counts stemming from using Craigslist to meet robbery targets.
This contest has my stamp of approval :slappy:
 
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