The Jets would like to announce [strike]some interorganization movement[/strike] a trade.
The Jets send:
Larry Izzo
Kellen Clemens
The former rights to Thomas Jones
The remaining portion owed to Chad Pennington
A 7th round pick
1 NY-style pizza
and a compilation CD of techno remixes to popular 80s songs
TO
[strike]Their minor league affiliate[/strike] The Browns for:
Joe Thomas
Josh Cribbs
The Browns 1st through 3rd round picks
And [strike]Cleveland's economy[/strike] Lebron James
Because Mike Tennanbaum has naked pictures of Eric Mangini's wife, we have full confidence they will accept this deal without hesitation.