buckeyesin07
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1479701; said:FIFY
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Before you ask, no, I wasn't the author of the press release.
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Before you ask, no, I wasn't the author of the press release.
buckeyesin07;1479693; said:I agree. That press release (gotta love the unnecessary quotes around "Furman University," the unnecessary capitalization of "Starter," failing to place an apostrophe in "last year's," failing to realize that "Division I AA" is possessive and should be "Division I-AA's" when used in that context, and the various other random grammatical errors) is beyond ridiculous--it looks like it was written by a kindergartener who didn't have time to proofread it when he finished writing it. You'd think that because Forcier's family obviously thinks this transfer constitutes news, they'd at least take the time to make sure it wasn't riddled with mistakes.
Maybe they'll figure out spell check by the time they're drafting Tater's eventual transfer from scUM (It'll happen, seriously, I think they're gypsies...look at the dolphin teeth).
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buckeyesin07;1479693; said:I agree. That press release (gotta love the unnecessary quotes around "Furman University," the unnecessary capitalization of "Starter," failing to place an apostrophe in "last year's," failing to realize that "Division I AA" is possessive and should be "Division I-AA's" when used in that context, and the various other random grammatical errors) is beyond ridiculous--it looks like it was written by a kindergartener who didn't have time to proofread it when he finished writing it. You'd think that because Forcier's family obviously thinks this transfer constitutes news, they'd at least take the time to make sure it wasn't riddled with mistakes.
Or that Greenville, South Carolina (and not the Southern Conference) is arguably the toughest Division I-AA football conference.
What piece of work that release is...
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buxfan4life
The future's so bright, I've gotta wear... shades.
jwinslow;1479681; said:
This family, along with Jon & Kate and octo-mom, etc., have really lost touch with reality.
I mean, seriously, who gives a flyng fuck about this type of shit besides the party involved?
ATTENTION!!!! ATTENTION!!!!!
Press release, June 8th, 2009, 2:29pm from buxfan:
I have to take a shit, but I am pondering between using the bathroom in the front of the building or the bathroom in the back of the building. I will make my decision known in a future press release.
FACTS:
*Runs a 3.5 sec to the front head, and a 5.4 to the back head.
*Started to go take one a little bit ago (with a front of office lean), but the urge stopped so I am back working at my desk ponedering my decision.
Highlight reel will be posted at a later time.
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If you have not clicked the links for Pages 2 and 3 of his "Statement's of Fact's" you just haven't lived.
This is a gift that'll keep on giving for a long, long time.
This is a gift that'll keep on giving for a long, long time.
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Fungo Squiggly
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Too bad he isn't going to Michigan. I wish I could read more of this. 
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Relaxing coaches are to be trusted.Bucky Katt;1479721; said:Too bad he isn't going to Michigan. I wish I could read more of this.
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MolGenBuckeye
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buxfan4life;1479718; said:
Whoa, whoa, hold up. 3.5 seconds..is that more or less than 4.4?
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