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Ideally, one gets a BJ from the female while watching the TV on mute. This allows her to concentrate, and prevents her from getting pissed off at how many times you're using the remote to watch 3 or 4 games ...

at the same time!
 
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BB73;1241056; said:
Ideally, one gets a BJ from the female while watching the TV on mute. This allows her to concentrate, and prevents her from getting [censored]ed off at how many times you're using the remote to watch 3 or 4 games ...

at the same time!
Hell yes BB73, Nothing like getting your rocks off during a game as long as you don't lose your concentration on the game.
 
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BucyrusBuckeye;1241054; said:
Who cares as long as she play with my fiddle. WTF you haven't been laid for a couple years now right Buckyle? :biggrin:.

You should care.

I get laid plenty, just not during Buckeye football games. I have a sack with two testicles in it. She should be busy making sandwiches anyway.
 
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BucyrusBuckeye;1241044; said:
In all honesty are you trying to tell me that would would turn down sex during a football game? Even if you "scored" at the same time the Bucks did?
Ask my wife.

I turn down sex for rehashed college football preview shows. I'd rather watch Lee Corso put on a funny mascot head than screw.

There are 40 other Saturdays in the year I can spend attending to my wife's needs. I get the 12 from Labor Day to the week after Thanksgiving for myself.
 
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BUCKYLE;1241063; said:
You should care.

I get laid plenty, just not during Buckeye football games. I have a sack with two testicles in it. She should be busy making sandwiches anyway.
She doesn't go for sandwiches but she does go for subs and pizza, fix more snacks, brings me all my beer and rocks my nuts during halftime too. Did I leave anything else out?
 
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BucyrusBuckeye;1241066; said:
She doesn't go for sandwiches but she does go for subs and pizza, fix more snacks, brings me all my beer and rocks my nuts during halftime too. Did I leave anything else out?

It's about priorities. There are six days and roughly twenty hours for her to "rock your nuts" that Buckeye football isn't on. She seduces you during the game because she wants to believe that she's more important than the Buckeyes. And you let her. Shame on you.
 
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BUCKYLE;1241074; said:
It's about priorities. There are six days and roughly twenty hours for her to "rock your nuts" that Buckeye football isn't on. She seduces you during the game because she wants to believe that she's more important than the Buckeyes. And you let her. Shame on you.

:slappy:
 
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Dryden;1241064; said:
Ask my wife.

I turn down sex for rehashed college football preview shows. I'd rather watch Lee Corso put on a funny mascot head than screw.

There are 40 other Saturdays in the year I can spend attending to my wife's needs. I get the 12 from Labor Day to the week after Thanksgiving for myself.

What are you talking about.

1. I know not to talk to you about anything other than football on Thursday nights and all day Saturday.

2. If I want some, I know I can hop on while you are watching the game. It is understood that you will not be focused on me but whatever game is on the television.

3. I know I'm getting some if the Buckeye's win.

4. You forgot the time for the Bowl games. :biggrin:
 
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bucks4me;1241081; said:
1. I know not to talk to you about anything other than football on Thursday nights and all day Saturday.

2. If I want some, I know I can hop on while you are watching the game. It is understood that you will not be focused on me but whatever game is on the television.

3. I know I'm getting some if the Buckeye's win.

4. You forgot the time for the Bowl games. :biggrin:

GPA - which stands for Great Phucking Answer
 
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bucks4me;1241081; said:
2. If I want some, I know I can hop on while you are watching the game. It is understood that you will not be focused on me but whatever game is on the television.
But to be clear, we're not talking about the Buckeyes here.

You might get lucky on a Tuesday however, say if Florida Atlantic is playing Middle Tennessee State.
 
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bucks4me;1241081; said:
What are you talking about.

1. I know not to talk to you about anything other than football on Thursday nights and all day Saturday.

2. If I want some, I know I can hop on while you are watching the game. It is understood that you will not be focused on me but whatever game is on the television.

3. I know I'm getting some if the Buckeye's win.

4. You forgot the time for the Bowl games. :biggrin:

Dryden;1241102; said:
But to be clear, we're not talking about the Buckeyes here.

You might get lucky on a Tuesday however, say if Florida Atlantic is playing Middle Tennessee State.
:bow:
 
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BB73;1241099; said:
GPA - which stands for Great Phucking Answer
Awww ... she's been a member of BP for over three years and her first GPA is for acknowledging that she should not try to talk about anything other than football on Thursdays and Saturdays.

:slappy:
 
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Dryden;1241137; said:
Awww ... she's been a member of BP for over three years and her first GPA is for acknowledging that she should not try to talk about anything other than football on Thursdays and Saturdays.

:slappy:
:slappy: Just to clarify, I never said it happens during a Buckeye game.
Glad to see you are just like me Dryden. :wink2:

now where did that picture about whipped go?
 
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