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OhioState8496 said:
Warn me as much as you want, I DONT CARE! I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU ARE LIKE 40 QUIT MESSING WITH KIDS MAN AND GET A LIFE!
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Nice use of the all caps. Impressive. I fail to see how your being in High School has any relevance to whether you care if I warn you or not.

Next, I would be remiss in not mentioning, I'm not "like 40." In fact, I'm like 35. Actually, to put a finer point on it, I'm not even "like 35" as I am, indeed 35. In my 35 years, however, I have learned where punctuation goes. It would appear you missed a period, although an exclamation point may have been appropriate. To illustrate:

YOU ARE LIKE 40. QUIT MESSING WITH....

Or

YOU ARE LIKE 40! QUIT MESSING WITH

Some people like the multiple exclamation point, but I think that point is already made with the use of all caps. I digress.

OK, then, where was I. Ah yes... me getting a life. While I do appreciate your concern for what I do with my time, I'm perfectly happy as is. Thanks. It keeps me "young" knowing that all I gotta do is say "boo" and some young pup like yourself gets their panties all in a bunch. And this, my fun little friend, is why you'd do well to take what you type seriously (as we discussed before your tirade regarding my opinions of internet shorthand.)

Finally, I should also add, I'm not 300 pounds as you alleged earlier. In fact, if you must know, my dimensions are thus: 4'10" - 478lbs. I have very bad acne and one leg is noticably shorter than the other. Even though I can't grow a full beard, I never shave, leaving me looking something like an acne ridden, mutant squirrel. My eyes are some shade which I can't quite describe but for the description "unsightly." Although, I should say, my vision is very good despite the descriptor. Aside from all this, I am victim to a host of mental illness, not the least of which is that I very often believe I am a spoon. However, I am extremely wealthy, and chicks seem to dig me.

Thanks.

Oh... one other thing.... I ask you to put your full attention on this... it's important. When trying to make an insult by inference on an internet message board - such as requesting that I get a life - you'd be wise to consider the fact that you, as it so happens, are on the same message board. The suggestion that I need a life owing to my being on the board is vastly undercut with the realization that you are also in need of a life as well under the circumstances and by your criterion.

Think about it.

I'm here to help.

Ruffle butt.
 
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oh boy.....

*Elaine's apartment. Jake is there and Elaine comes in.*

Elaine: Hello.... hello, oh...

Jake: Well, you notice anything?

Elaine: You have cleaned out the whole apartment and you're making dinner. Oh, you are a perfect, you are a perfect man.

*Jake feels Elaine's coat material.*

Jake: Ooh...

Elaine: Did anyone call?

Jake: I got a few messages, I wrote them down.

Elaine: Where are they?

Jake: Lets see, they are...here they are.

Elaine: Thank you. Heh, I'll call you back.Ooh, Myra had the baby! Oh, my God that's wonderful! Who called?

Jake: She did.

Elaine: She did? Oh, that's so great!

Jake: Where do you keep the corkscrew?

Elaine: In the drawer on the right. Hmm...

Jake: What?

Elaine: Oh it's nothing.

Jake: What is it?

Elaine: It's nothing.

Jake: Tell me.

Elaine: Well, I was just curious why you didn't use an exclamation point?

Jake: What are you talking about?

Elaine: See, right here you wrote "Myra had the baby", but you didn't use an exclamation point.

Jake: So?

Elaine: So, it's nothing. Forget it, forget it, I just find it curious.

Jake: What's so curious about it?

Elaine: Well, I mean if one of your close friends had a baby and I left you a message about it, I would use an exclamation point.

Jake: Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do.

Elaine: You don't think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point.

Jake: Hey, I just chalked down the message. I didn't know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.

Elaine: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.

Jake: Ok, I'm excited. I just don't happen to like exclamation points.

Elaine: Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation points at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!

Jake: Well, you can put one on this one: I'm leaving!
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Finally, I should also add, I'm not 300 pounds as you alleged earlier. In fact, if you must know, my dimensions are thus: 4'10" - 478lbs. I have very bad acne and one leg is noticably shorter than the other. Even though I can't grow a full beard, I never shave, leaving me looking something like an acne ridden, mutant squirrel. My eyes are some shade which I can't quite describe but for the description "unsightly."
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I've actually met BKB, and I never noticed that one of his legs was shorter than the other. The rest of the description I won't dispute.
 
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tedginn05 said:
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Not surprising who went to the concession stand in the middle of the action. :wink2:
 
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OhioState8496 said:
Seriously guys, just drop it. He was joking, I thought he wasn't until it was explained to me. Just get back to the regular thread of 2 a days...
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I'm sorry to say that's NEVER gonna happen. The best thing to do would be to ask Scarletblood to delete this post and maybe start another one on the subject....I mean I could split everything off and such, but I must this this exchange was pretty entertaining.
 
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