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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Finally, I should also add, I'm not 300 pounds as you alleged earlier. In fact, if you must know, my dimensions are thus: 4'10" - 478lbs. I have very bad acne and one leg is noticably shorter than the other. Even though I can't grow a full beard, I never shave, leaving me looking something like an acne ridden, mutant squirrel. My eyes are some shade which I can't quite describe but for the description "unsightly." Although, I should say, my vision is very good despite the descriptor. Aside from all this, I am victim to a host of mental illness, not the least of which is that I very often believe I am a spoon. However, I am extremely wealthy, and chicks seem to dig me.

Thanks.

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Hey Rufflebuttocks,

You forgot to mention that your mother was a French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. :p

Oh, and chicks only dig you if you aren't wearing that Yankee hat. :wink:
 
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im not going to be a bitch and ask for this thread closed. if i do that, then i will get dawged on for being a baby. so im just going to ignore whatever any of you are going to say or laugh. bkb and i are cool, and thats all that matters, and im glad all of you had a good laugh too, because after rereading it, it was kinda funny lol :biggrin:
 
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Originally Posted by OhioState8496
dude shut the hell up. i cannot stand you or your smart ass responds. you always have to piss somebody off. just drop it. plus your probally some 40 year old 300 pound fatass that never even played football. so stick that in your ass prick!
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You're wrong!! BKB in actual on-field action ..

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He looks like the one in front of the Asian girl with a yellow shirt :biggrin:
It was mixed sex, intra-mural and the wrong damned type of football.:wink2:
 
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