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Game Thread #1 Ohio State vs. #8 Wisconsin, 2019 B1G Championship Game (Lucas Oil Stadium Dec 7 8:00 PM Fox)

It's stupid story time!

So at halftime, I was slightly grumpy. I don't like to stew and listen to talking heads tell me how great the other team is playing and how we're in trouble....so I put a timer on 15 mins on my phone, switched it over to the PS4 and played some Rocket League. I moved to the closer but more uncomfortable seat to do this.....and I turned on Pandora. The 15 minute alarm went off....the idiots were out there chest passing some footballs....so I played one more game. I flipped it over when I was done and I had missed the kickoff, but we were about to run the first play of the 2nd half...so I paused the TV, finished up some shit, and settled in.

So at this point....I'm in the uncomfy seat, I'm about a minute behind, and music is playing. Now, I'm superstitious as shit....so there's no way I'm changing any of this if this go well. We go down the field and score pretty quickly, so I'm settled in. Wisconsin has the ball....short run and incomplete pass. And what song comes on my Pandora?

WHAT FUCKING SONG COMES ON MY FUCKING PANDORA?



And what happens? Sack. Boom. Fuck up the punt. Boom. It's fucking on now. Once Pandora is done, I quick switch over to youtube and find it so I can play it the rest of the game. But youtube is annoying when you want to just hear the same song over and over again. Do you think I dicked around with that for the rest of the game? Fuck no. I'm too superstitious for that shit. I fumble around looking for the right song to just buy....Wisconsin threatens.....I finally find it.

The best $1.29 I've ever spent.....and if you don't think I played that song for the next 2 hours on a loop while I watched my favorite team kick the shit out of some cheese fucks in the 2nd half on a 60 second delay, then you haven't been paying attention.

Pack it up, pack it in, motherfuckers.

I was at “my birthday” dinner at my parents’ place, with my kids and all their cousins, and all the moms were like “maybe we should stay into the 2nd half” and I was like “I love you but everyone get in those fucking cars right now” 8D
 
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It's stupid story time!

So at halftime, I was slightly grumpy. I don't like to stew and listen to talking heads tell me how great the other team is playing and how we're in trouble....so I put a timer on 15 mins on my phone, switched it over to the PS4 and played some Rocket League. I moved to the closer but more uncomfortable seat to do this.....and I turned on Pandora. The 15 minute alarm went off....the idiots were out there chest passing some footballs....so I played one more game. I flipped it over when I was done and I had missed the kickoff, but we were about to run the first play of the 2nd half...so I paused the TV, finished up some shit, and settled in.

So at this point....I'm in the uncomfy seat, I'm about a minute behind, and music is playing. Now, I'm superstitious as shit....so there's no way I'm changing any of this if this go well. We go down the field and score pretty quickly, so I'm settled in. Wisconsin has the ball....short run and incomplete pass. And what song comes on my Pandora?

WHAT FUCKING SONG COMES ON MY FUCKING PANDORA?



And what happens? Sack. Boom. Fuck up the punt. Boom. It's fucking on now. Once Pandora is done, I quick switch over to youtube and find it so I can play it the rest of the game. But youtube is annoying when you want to just hear the same song over and over again. Do you think I dicked around with that for the rest of the game? Fuck no. I'm too superstitious for that shit. I fumble around looking for the right song to just buy....Wisconsin threatens.....I finally find it.

The best $1.29 I've ever spent.....and if you don't think I played that song for the next 2 hours on a loop while I watched my favorite team kick the shit out of some cheese fucks in the 2nd half on a 60 second delay, then you haven't been paying attention.

Pack it up, pack it in, motherfuckers.


I love you, man
 
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twitter is its usual cesspool of hate and “Refs calling the game for OSU” after missing the 1 false start... i love and hate the internet at times but the salty tear are tasty... keep doubting this team.. everyone media included.. put them at #2 .. piss them off do it.. an watch what happens
 
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It's stupid story time!

So at halftime, I was slightly grumpy. I don't like to stew and listen to talking heads tell me how great the other team is playing and how we're in trouble....so I put a timer on 15 mins on my phone, switched it over to the PS4 and played some Rocket League. I moved to the closer but more uncomfortable seat to do this.....and I turned on Pandora. The 15 minute alarm went off....the idiots were out there chest passing some footballs....so I played one more game. I flipped it over when I was done and I had missed the kickoff, but we were about to run the first play of the 2nd half...so I paused the TV, finished up some shit, and settled in.

So at this point....I'm in the uncomfy seat, I'm about a minute behind, and music is playing. Now, I'm superstitious as shit....so there's no way I'm changing any of this if this go well. We go down the field and score pretty quickly, so I'm settled in. Wisconsin has the ball....short run and incomplete pass. And what song comes on my Pandora?

WHAT FUCKING SONG COMES ON MY FUCKING PANDORA?



And what happens? Sack. Boom. Fuck up the punt. Boom. It's fucking on now. Once Pandora is done, I quick switch over to youtube and find it so I can play it the rest of the game. But youtube is annoying when you want to just hear the same song over and over again. Do you think I dicked around with that for the rest of the game? Fuck no. I'm too superstitious for that shit. I fumble around looking for the right song to just buy....Wisconsin threatens.....I finally find it.

The best $1.29 I've ever spent.....and if you don't think I played that song for the next 2 hours on a loop while I watched my favorite team kick the shit out of some cheese fucks in the 2nd half on a 60 second delay, then you haven't been paying attention.

Pack it up, pack it in, motherfuckers.

Your honesty makes you my hero. What an ordeal, but you persevered for the win. True Buckeye.
 
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