Fungo Squiggly
Mortal enemy of all things Bucky
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Oh8ch;794644; said:I may have to change my mind. This just in from the post game presser.
Hibbert says -
"It's gonna be like Samson and Delilah - and I'm Samson. It's gonna be like Jonah and the whale - and I'm the whale. It's gonna be like Cain and Abel, and I'm able. It's gonna be like Soddom and Gonorrhea - and I'm Gonorrhea. I'm gonna beat on Greg Oden like God beat on Job. I'm gonna do to him like David did to Bathsheba. I'm gonna turn him into a pillar of salt. Locusts, boils and frogs is just gonna be the start of it. What Nebuchadnezzar done to Shadrack, Meshack and Abednego got nothin' on what I'm gonna do to Greg Oden. He wants to play with me he better bring the jawbone of an ass. And when I'm done with him I am going to have my way with the Ammonites and Edomites. I am the whore of Babylon and I take no prisoners!!!"
Or words to that effect.
It's even funnier if you imagine it being spoken by Mike Tyson.
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