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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Ryan Mallett turned that wine into beer. Ryan Mallett once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Ryan Mallett won by 5. Ryan Mallett once had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany...

Eminem - Mosh

hell yeah! I'd buy a copy of it.

you know what game they need to come out with for the wii... Cornhole! its a perfect game for the wii.

thats great. :slappy:

Isnt the ultimate goal in the NFL to win the Super Bowl? So why would anyone want to pass up two SB Wins for 4 Straight losses? not to mention you would always be labeled as not being able to win the big one..

i think it helps to an extent. It helps them know shapes/colors/numbers/sounds. My daughter used to watch it to fall asleep to. There are very few words in the ones we had so I can see where this article is coming from but to say that it doesnt make them smart is just not right.

Ryan mallett can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves ryan mallett once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" ryan mallett has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of...

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Ryan Mallett. Ryan Mallett gave Mona Lisa her smile. Ryan Mallett's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush

When you say "no one's perfect", Ryan Mallett takes this as a personal insult

:slappy: nice one. Ryan Mallett doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Ryan Mallett can divide by zero. Ryan mallett always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When Ryan Mallett does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Ryan Mallett is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. In honor of Ryan Mallett, all McDonald's in Michigan have an even larger size than the super-size...

how long until vick sues him for using his name and image without permission.

Tweeder: "Jonathon Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophmore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car"

When Ryan Mallett has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

mine is of Jim Norton and Keira Knightley when they were on Jay Leno. Jim is my favorite comedian and keira has been at the top of my list of sexy women since she was in the movie Bend it like Beckham.

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Special Ed - Stephen Lynch :slappy: Stephen is hilarious

as much as it sounds horrible, the guy is right.