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  1. Zurp

    Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

    Yeah. Maybe Ohio state stone is a good goal. But maybe you shouldn’t have lost the Miami stone to SMU or Louisville.
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    2025 College Football Playoffs Discussion (12 Team Format)

    I say the big ten and sec should split off and make their own playoff. 4 teams each. 6 teams each. Whatever. Don’t invite ND at all. Don’t invite ACC at all. Don’t invite B12 at all. Don’t invite G5. The best teams will sell their mothers’ dirty thong panties to get into the big ten and...
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    Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

    I don’t know all the Texans. But I know a few. And upon meeting you, they take it as an insult if you aren’t a cowboys fan. Or a longhorns fan. Or acknowledge that Texas is better than everywhere else. Or a rangers fan. Or worship dubya. Or wish you were in Texas right now. Or fall asleep...
  4. Zurp

    Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

    And coach
  5. Zurp

    2025 College Football Playoffs Discussion (12 Team Format)

    I hope so. It'd suck if an SEC team that barely got in beats the Big Ten champion. That, of course, would be fixed if Ohio State wins it all.
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    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    So I'm an awesome high school player and I'm thinking of going to Missouri. Oh? The coach isn't a fan of me getting some money? Hm.. Maybe I don't want to play for a coach who wants me to be broke.
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    2025 College Football Playoffs Discussion (12 Team Format)

    Yeah, I agree. But ABC/ESPN don't want to tell the NFL to fuck off. They'd like to keep Monday Night Football. CBS and Fox want to keep their current system. NBC wants to keep their current system. When you have goose that lays golden eggs, you don't look for ways to piss the goose off. College...
  8. Zurp

    2025 College Football Playoffs Discussion (12 Team Format)

    I didn’t forget notre dame. I put them right where I wanted them. And I don’t care where the championship game is. That’s details that isn’t important. I just want to see the playoffs stop being forced to cater to little dudes. And yes. I’m talking to notre dame and the acc and g5 and big 12.
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    Cryin’ Sherrone "L" Moore (Coach Crash Out)

    Agreed. You feel bad for the guy who was in a car accident and is now paralyzed from the neck down. You feel less bad for the same guy after you hear he slapped his wife, chugged a fifth of whiskey, did all the meth, pushed an old lady down the stairs, and then got in his car to find some...
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    2025 College Football Playoffs Discussion (12 Team Format)

    The Big Ten and SEC have a chance to take the power for themselves, and away from everyone else. Start small, if you want, or don't. But tell the rest of the conferences to enjoy their playoff, because we're starting our own. Big Ten has a 4-team playoff. Or 6-team or 8-team or whatever number...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    "Fake it 'til you make it." I always thought he looked like he had no idea what was going on. He's just as much an observer as I am.
  12. Zurp

    Worst Christmas songs

    While not liking the Beatles or John or Yoko, I actually like their Christmas Song. Paul McCartney's Christmas song might be the worst. George Michael's Christmas song might also be the worst. I don't know how both of those statements can be true, but they are. Elvis's version isn't the worst...
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    Ohio Bobcats (official thread)

    That's one of those things that has changed. Watch TV shows or movies set in the 60's. Or even Scrooged with Bill Murray from the late 80's. He had a bar in his office. Probably a big difference from the head boss nerd and any of his underlings.
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    2025 Cotton Bowl: #2 tOSU vs #10 Miami-FL, Wed 12/31 7:30 ET at JerryWorld

    I want Ohio State to beat as many SEC teams as possible. I want A&M, then Georgia. The finals can be either Alabama or Indiana (after Indiana beats Alabama). I want the final four to be Indiana, Oregon, Ohio State, and Georgia. Ohio State beats Georgia and Indiana beats Oregon, then Ohio State...
  15. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Yeah - my company has a lot of "zero tolerance" policies. One lady in our safety department had a beef with one of the guys in the warehouse. She whined until the head of the safety department decided that most of the warehouse was a hard hat zone. Zero tolerance policy. Except when they'd catch...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    If *ichigan had made the playoffs, who here thinks they would have done any of this? That woman would have been <persuaded> to stay quiet, at least until they were eliminated. That zero tolerance policy is only as ironclad as a company's will to follow the policy.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    We're obsessed with the cheaters the same way the world was obsessed with San Francisco in 1989 after the earthquake during the world series. We're obsessed with the cheaters the same way the world was obsessed with New England during deflategate, or spygate. We're obsessed with the cheaters the...
  18. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Are you saying that they tried to go the Penn State route? "Sandusky, we know you're doing stuff you shouldn't do. But it's going to paint our school and team in a bad light. So, rather than fire you and go public with the reason, how about you just cut it out? Or, at the very least, hide it...
  19. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    No, I haven't paid attention to him. I don't pay attention to any fans of that team. Not as a rule... I just don't give a damn.
  20. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    So... say Corum was unaware. 1. He's NOT ineligible, then? 2. Stalions committed a felony, in that case? Is Stalions willing to go to prison for 2023?
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