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I hope Houston can work with the Browns one last time. They owe us. There has to be another massage therapist in that town that got her fingers stuck in Watson’s booty hole against her will.

"This new case raises plenty of issues, from the standpoint of the league and the Browns. It’s possible that Watson could be subject to further scrutiny under the Personal Conduct Policy. It’s also possible that a suspension — if one is imposed — could give the Browns a path toward voiding his...

[feverishly sniffing] I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer…are you the Gatekeeper? [/feverishly sniffing]

Jerry, I have great news, for the next thirty to sixty years, you'll get to have a sleep over every night...

thats you're opinion...

Blown...

What's Asschin O'Asschin's strategy this week?

NIN - Closer

Hans Kluber just doinked Jeter right in the dome... :popcorn:

That dildo who spends 10 minutes at the ATM and when finished pulls up just enough to let the next person go, but then sits there for an extra 5 minutes examining their receipt, check register, and counting their cash while the car (me) behind them is already finished with the transaction.

Che Guevara's Cherry Guava Frozen Yogurt

This is NOT an accurate picture of Lebron's mom. Missing from the picture is Delonte West's dong, uncut coke around the nostrils, and there is not a chance Joe Paterno is in Heaven that she has a full pearly white smile. I know for a fact she's missing several teeth. Dude, you're better...

Full Article Good stuff there.

Darryl Strawberry, Dwight Gooden, and Lawrence Taylor as revolving cheuffeurs of The Bachelor Pad Ford Aerostar?

touche :lol:

I just think they're all on the stationary bike of despair.

That commercial with Maury Povich in the cowboy hat peddling Five Hour Energy...