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  1. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    That won't last much longer. I think each game they win this year will soon become a look of confidence. "I'm a lot better at this than I thought." and "This is easier than they said it would be." When that crashes down, it'll become a look of "I have no idea what I'm doing out here."
  2. Zurp

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    Dang - I just wanted amnesty from my next BP wedgie. I didn't mean to make you give up your livelihood.
  3. Zurp

    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Here's another one that is probably unreasonable: people who think they're being smart by scheduling something to be at "3:00 EST". The EST stands for Eastern Standard Time, as opposed to Eastern Daylight Saving Time (EDT). If you schedule something for 3:00 EST in June, I have to do the whole...
  4. Zurp

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    What do I win?
  5. Zurp

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    That made me laugh a little, at first, thinking it isn't really fair to compare Sparty to LSU and Bama. But maybe it is. Maybe at LSU and Bama he was able to get away with shit he wasn't able to get away with at Sparty. You know - the under-the-table stuff. Maybe I'm not really being fair to...
  6. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    Not that I'm an expert on cults, but I'm sure you're right. I'm sure the idea is to get everyone on the same side by creating a common enemy. If there's any difference of opinion, then the enemy could be within, and that cannot be tolerated. I'm also no expert on Nazi Germany, or Communist...
  7. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I used to have a friend who graduated from there. I found it annoying, though. She couldn't have a rational conversation. When Ohio State was going through their 2011 tattoogate, she couldn't admit that maybe *ichigan could possibly have some impermissible benefits, too. I was still going...
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    QB Kirk ‘Nightmare On’ Herbstreit (Frosted Quips, False Narratives Clown, Afraid of THE Lunatic Fringe)

    I "liked" your post, not because I like the facts, but because I agree with your last sentence. This isn't acceptable, but it also isn't surprising to me. I don't think I've ever gotten a legitimate death threat. I don't want one. I hope I never get one. I hope no one in my family ever gets one...
  9. Zurp

    Buckeye Nation

    "I have a shit-ton of money. Or, maybe, I just want people to think I do. I'll invite some clients and impress them." Is the band still going to fit there?
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    Oregon Ducks (aka U of Nike)

    I'll take your word for it that Sanke and Saban are trying to set some rules. But that might make sense. I don't know that this is going on, but it could be... those who want to bend the rules might want to be the ones who write the rules.
  11. Zurp

    Olympics: Flag Football

    That's because the current flag football team wouldn't beat a team of NFL players (that are adequately motivated to win).
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    ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

    I agree, but they may say that since *ichigan didn't win it, Alabama gets it. What are you gonna do about it? Tear down the banner Bama puts up?
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    Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

    I like the idea. I like making fun of Brian Kelly, but I like his idea. Get the SEC and Big Ten to have the same number of teams. 16, 18, 20, 30, 50... whatever. Then match them up by how they ranked last year. Year 1, we'll play all the games in the SEC home stadiums. Play them in September...
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    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    For years, it was always about the best X-number of teams, regardless of conference. "We're the best because the winner was from our conference." Remember 2011? or was it 2012? Alabama vs LSU? "Well, those are the best 2 teams, regardless of conference." And there were a couple of times (at...
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    TenneCheat VolunTears (official thread)

    Thread for "it just means more" is making fun of the SEC, isn't it? I like to make fun of fans of SEC teams because they think differently from the way I do. I'm in this thread to make fun of Tennessee fans because they think differently from the way I do. And therefore, they're wrong. Sure...
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    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    A buddy of mine had an idea that I like: move the bowl games to the beginning of the next season. Every team qualifies for a bowl, but many or most are at home fields for one team. You still have the Sugar Bowl, Rose Bowl, Poop Bucket Bowl... but that's Week 1 of the next year. The only...
  17. Zurp

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    Yeah. I'll give him credit for Day, and probably Lanning. Give Cignetti time. I still think they'll fall back toward being "Indiana" very soon. Bielema? Rhule? Riley? Are we just naming current Big Ten coaches? To be fair, I can't name very many SEC head coaches, so maybe Bielema, Rhule, and...
  18. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I don't care if the NCAA gets disbanded, or the Big Ten, or whatever. Just punish the cheaters up north first.
  19. Zurp

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    I believe that losing to Iowa was Ohio State's second loss that year. 2017? So that wasn't all that was factored into keeping Ohio State out that year. But 2018, Purdue was Ohio State's only loss. Yeah. What was I thinking? I don't know. The probably shouldn't have been a thing. But Tennessee...
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    TenneCheat VolunTears (official thread)

    "Ohio State does what the SEC wants?" Like, does Ohio State do what the SEC wants to do? That seems to be what BN27 said. Or, does Ohio State do what the SEC wants Ohio State to do? "You get your butts out there and beat 2 of our teams, plus the team that beat our 3rd team, and win that...
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