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RU-FI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, why is there a BP basketball game before there is a BP party or BP beer night? I'm sure just about everyone here is a better drinker than they are basketball player.

Maybe if people like you weren't posting meaningless replies it wouldn't get so long!!!! ;) ;) ;)

Wait, wait, wait, wait just a minute. Free booze? Wow, what a coincidence! I was just thinking about taking up basketball today.

I would play, but I retired from competitive basketball after the undefeated season of my 7th grade YMCA team. We were an offensive juggernaut that could not be stopped. After the first 4 games of the season when we won by at least 30 points per game the Y made up a new rule just to keep our...

There actually is a real college with my last name. :D

This reminds me of some words of wisdom from one of my heroes, Mr. Dane Cook. So what's up Kare?! ;)

My favorite non-regular character has always been Lionel Hutz. Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false...

Al Gore invented prime numbers

Ahhh my autobiography. I'm gald you are enjoying it.

Yay for binge drinking! :beer:

Apparently going to the Olive Garden and then going to a big party to get pretty wasted. Since Jon has no friends we are stealing my other friends party to celebrate his birthday. ;)

Al Gore invented the phrase, "PSP it's like cheese you can listen to outside."

This birthday needs less cleaning and more drinking. :drunks:

Al Gore invented the Maria Sharapova camel toe Edit: My computer got slow, but fuck it this is a cooler response. Anyone who would rather think about Janet Reno and she-males than Maria Sharapova's camel toe is gayer than I ever will be.

Al Gore invented the New York Knicks I keep thinking Jon posted... then I keep wondering how I posted and don't remember doing it.

Al Gore invented stealing avatars

Chuck Norris has never had to wonder how to quit someone

Al Gore invented a hanging chad!!!!

What is really going to blow their minds is when they finally figure out that we are the same person.