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One things for sure, if you know where it's at then it's no where near a gym or competent fat sucking doctor.

Isn't there a free buffet someplace you should be attending? Besides, your schematic advantage is nothing compared to my spread offense!

I wish I had that hair :(

I coach this big ten team, hold on... Michigan, I just call them my cash cow, but I coach there, do you coach? Because I am a coaching god, just ask my old school, I put WVU on the map!

There's a reason I couldn't pay for my legal fees :sad2:

We don't have a defense to neglect, I don't recruit players to play defense. The only way someone plays defense is if they can't figure out to run and I need to punish them.

You guys fail to mention one thing about me, I have more money than you, and I don't have to pay my bills because the school I work for will pay them for me. How can I go wrong? I have these guys 'Worried about their image' and yet, I just get richer. Hell, I don't even drink wine anymore, I...

THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENSE, WHY DO I NEED TO STOP SOMEONE WHEN I CAN JUST TRY TO OUTSCORE THEM? YOU BUCKEYES HAVE NO IDEA WHAT BIG EAST FOOTBALL IS ALL ABOUT!!!1!!ELEVEN!

You all need to understand, I am trying to build moral here. If my boys go and lose at golf how is that going to help their self esteem? It's called tactics, I know what I am doing, besides, if they paid me to let them go, maybe I would have considered it, hell, if they tossed in a couple...

Don't make this hillbilly pull out his musket on ya!

If it's a bridge over a mix of money and WVU fan tears, you can bet your ass I would.

The way I see it, if I get my team too hyped up for one game, they might screw up a different one. Look at last year, I told them Pitt was just another game, and then I got a new job with a nice raise, can't go wrong for me.

Finally, someone who understands me! Will you be my friend?

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If it helps, I can show you how to skin a possum and make some great stew! That's some good eats right there, and you can make a nice jacket for your woman out of the fur, it won't smell that good, but it does keep her warm.

Holy crap! These folks are my fans? This don't look good, nope nope nope. Don't suppose you all could talk start some sort of petition or something to get that Cooper guy back could ya? Would really help me out, and just because I am a fair guy, I will give you all free "hairclub for men"...

Shouldn't this be posted in the rumors forum? :shake:

^^ That's a great picture of me, really shows off the great hair products I have used over the years.

I think ya'all should love me, I mean without me you're little discussion would be "what do you think'll happen" or "do you have a date this weekend, because I sure don't!"

Ya'all need to quit yer bitchin' I'ma comin' to win us a buncha those stiff armed trophys and more titles than that little trophy case can handle. It won't be 24 years without a title while I am there!