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I have no idea why anyone's still surprised by the defense. It's game 7. They're not good, get over it and adjust your expectations.

If that ends up being motivation, they're even more hapless than previously thought.

IASIP. Maybe I didn't notice it last season but whatever the fuck Kaitlyn Olsen did to her face is distracting from every scene she's in.

Might sound shitty to the Reds and Tribe fans here, but I've seen the Sox win three World Series...at this point in my life, knocking out the Yankees is enough. Whatever happens next is cherries on my fuck you cake.

Yes.

I hate you, Craig.

Being able to play two entire more seasons, where his numbers are significantly better over his career, is relevant regardless when we're talking about a volume record. For comparison, Peyton: My point isn't that Manning is better, which doesn't really matter to me, it's that Drew Brees is...

Or they were looking for a reason, which is a terrible look for Bolden, especially at this point in the season.

He's also played 30 more games indoors than Peyton Manning.

Unless they planned on moving into a dome and hiring Sean Payton, they wouldn't have done anything with him either. Brees gets nowhere near any of his records without those two things.

Apparently Jerry wasn't pleased with Ginger McClapington punting in OT like a bitch. Maybe he finally realizes that 2016 was lightning in a bottle and he'll fire his ass. Then again, this all ends with that senile old bastard giving Jim Harbaugh Gruden money or something even more off the wall...

I saw mock drafts last year that had Jalen Hurts going mid-1st in 2019. Not the best indicators. He's gone and barring health or legal problems he's going in the top 10.

Undefeated Notre Dame should be in over Clemson regardless, and should be ranked over them right now.

I'd give him round 3. After the Mayweather pay day I honestly don't even know why he wanted the first fight. I vaguely remember him saying in his documentary that he just wanted to get in, get paid, and get out, not get bear fucked by a cossack in front of millions of people.

I love how sanctimonious Rogan and the other guy were being as if they're not going to milk all of that to death before the second fight, which people are now going to talk themselves into believing Conor deserves despite getting mauled.

Khabib is a psycopath.

I don't remember the Red River Shootout Showdown Rivalry Invitational Pro-Am Classic Hat Cup ever getting an HBO special and I'm pretty sure that's literally the only thing that matters.

I'll take an elite offense and elite defensive line into a game against anyone and see what happens.

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