Recent content by TheIronColonel

Since I graduated I've moved a couple times, and found myself in the Quad Cities (Bettendorf, Davenport, Moline, Rock Island) and desperately in need of a Buckeye bar or alumni meet up to watch games. Literally every house or car that I can see from my front door has a Hawkeye flag, bumper...

They had like 11 kids sign with D1A schools this year. It looks like they've got an unbelievable amount of talent.

Is this where I post a picture of Dr Frankenfurter?

Anybody who wants to play for Lane Kiffin should get to. I said it last year about Seantrel Henderson and I'll say it again.

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Saw him on campus yesterday; he's taller than I expected. I'm about 6'2.5", and he's every bit of that. More like 6'3, maybe.

Well, that's one way to fight the $25,000,000,000 budget shortfall that Texas will be facing in the next 5 years.

There are very few people who can afford a $50k/year education, surgeon or no.

I'm a little surprised that Iowa didn't finish in the top 25, given their strong bowl appearance. I would certainly take them over a lot of the chaff that did make the cut (i.e. Missouri).

Am I the only person who thinks that both Wisconsin and TCU would have fucking mangled either of these teams? If there were ever a year for a split national championship, this is it. TCU would push Auburn's shit in.

Well God damn. They finally managed to eek out 2 fucking yards. Strike up the band!

Oregon won't score. They can't score from inside the 35.

The way that they're playing tonight, there are about 10 teams in CFB that would hammer either of these turds by 14 points or more. This is just a pathetic display of football.

I really hate that bubble screens are counted in passing stats. Darron Thomas is officially right around 66% completion rate on the night. In reality, he's thrown about 50% complete turds when asked to pass beyond the line of scrimmage.

What in the fuck kind of defense is Oregon playing? They're not bringing pressure, they're not covering in any kind of sensible zone, and they're not in man. They appear to just wander around the field until an Auburn player runs into them.