Recent content by ORD_Buckeye

Still. Watching him run away from the tsun one step ahead of a faculty lynching party and then go through the national humiliation that went down in Florida was really the best outcome I could have wished for. I was hard.

They've come and gone, and our fundraising never slows down. You can go all the way back to our first multi-year campaign in the mid 80s that had a goal of 250M and raised 450M--a record at the time for a public university. Dude did a huge job on the recent campaign, but the next guy will do...

That school is driven by only one consideration in this matter: the obsession with maintaining their delusional pure as snow and holier than thou self-image. Warde will get paid as will Partridge They'll bith sign nda's, and tsun will piously proclaim that it is all being done to protect...

The fact that a pathologically unbalanced jock-sniffer like Ono covered up the cheating is literally the least surprising thing in the whole sordid matter.

English fans will just laugh at the rednecks and then start throwing darts at them.

Atlanta PD wins the overtime lottery.

Nike won't sell you one. It comes up with some bullshit message that they don't have one of the letters or numerals required. If I remember correctly they wouldn't let people customize a Ron Mexico jersey back in the day. The England Store on the other hand has no fucks to give.

England-Argentina will be fucking epic. English fans will crank the dial to 11 to reference the Falklands war. Look for references to "82" "649" and the "Begrano."

Put your interns to the test.

Fucking poverty conference.

I think he comes from old oil money. I doubt it's the case in Texas (they'remore obsessed with showing off than Bulgarian mobsters), but it is (or at least was) a very northeastern waspy thing to drive a 10 year old Buick when you have family money that dates back to the slave and molasses trade.

The black Jimmy Clausen.

Since the article is somewhat politically based, I won't post a link or any other quotes. However, this description of Portnoy, I think, we can all agree upon. You don’t have a choice when it comes to Portnoy. He’s here, he’s barely 5’10”, he’s threatening to run for office, and his lips look...

I beg to dispute the "elite college football program" description. They're a never was program riding a 2-year window of relevance funded by a foosball obsessed booster. They'll drop back to their natural place on the food chain soon enough.