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  1. ORD_Buckeye

    Thee Ohio State University News

    They've come and gone, and our fundraising never slows down. You can go all the way back to our first multi-year campaign in the mid 80s that had a goal of 250M and raised 450M--a record at the time for a public university. Dude did a huge job on the recent campaign, but the next guy will do...
  2. ORD_Buckeye

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    That school is driven by only one consideration in this matter: the obsession with maintaining their delusional pure as snow and holier than thou self-image. Warde will get paid as will Partridge They'll bith sign nda's, and tsun will piously proclaim that it is all being done to protect...
  3. ORD_Buckeye

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    The fact that a pathologically unbalanced jock-sniffer like Ono covered up the cheating is literally the least surprising thing in the whole sordid matter.
  4. ORD_Buckeye

    2026 World Cup (Official Thread)

    English fans will just laugh at the rednecks and then start throwing darts at them.
  5. ORD_Buckeye

    2026 World Cup (Official Thread)

    Atlanta PD wins the overtime lottery.
  6. ORD_Buckeye

    2026 World Cup (Official Thread)

    Nike won't sell you one. It comes up with some bullshit message that they don't have one of the letters or numerals required. If I remember correctly they wouldn't let people customize a Ron Mexico jersey back in the day. The England Store on the other hand has no fucks to give.
  7. ORD_Buckeye

    2026 World Cup (Official Thread)

    England-Argentina will be fucking epic. English fans will crank the dial to 11 to reference the Falklands war. Look for references to "82" "649" and the "Begrano."
  8. ORD_Buckeye

    Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

    I think he comes from old oil money. I doubt it's the case in Texas (they'remore obsessed with showing off than Bulgarian mobsters), but it is (or at least was) a very northeastern waspy thing to drive a 10 year old Buick when you have family money that dates back to the slave and molasses trade.
  9. ORD_Buckeye

    Bryce "L" Underwood (QB ttun, for now)

    The black Jimmy Clausen.
  10. ORD_Buckeye

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Since the article is somewhat politically based, I won't post a link or any other quotes. However, this description of Portnoy, I think, we can all agree upon. You don’t have a choice when it comes to Portnoy. He’s here, he’s barely 5’10”, he’s threatening to run for office, and his lips look...
  11. ORD_Buckeye

    Texas Tech Red Raiders (sponsored by BET365)

    I beg to dispute the "elite college football program" description. They're a never was program riding a 2-year window of relevance funded by a foosball obsessed booster. They'll drop back to their natural place on the food chain soon enough.
  12. ORD_Buckeye

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    tsun overruled their faculty to keep a policy that benefits the admissions chances of affluent applicants over those of middle class and lower backgrounds, particularly from the northeast, Chicago and California. Yet one is baffled as to why they're such an asshole factory...
  13. ORD_Buckeye

    Alabama Crimson Tide (official thread of Football, Fake Championships and Banjo)

    A little young for severe cte effects. I'm going with dumb ass.
  14. ORD_Buckeye

    Alabama Crimson Tide (official thread of Football, Fake Championships and Banjo)

    Saban saw the writing on the wall. It wasn't that he was taking some moral high ground in walking away from the current landscape. It's that he was smart enough to know that the rich Great Lakes and West Coast univerisites would quickly wipe away the SEC advantage in it.
  15. ORD_Buckeye

    Alabama Crimson Tide (official thread of Football, Fake Championships and Banjo)

    Great coach...wander in the desert for three decades...great coach...rinse & repeat.
  16. ORD_Buckeye

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    All I hope for is that the court will now consider the size of Jerry's hands and nose. "If the 'victim' is not scarred, his testimony must be barred."
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