Jin and Min lived in a house made of tin. Their species was Glin, on their head was a fin, and together they lived, because they were kin.
Now Jin said to Min, "Let me show you a game. A game that is fun, a game I will win." And that, my friends, is how our story begins.
"What game shall we play?" asked innocent Min. And Jin, with a grin, wriggled his fin. Without a word, he unzipped his fly. And Min, oh my, she thought she would die--for there stood his thing, all wrinkled and pink. "You like it?" asked Jin. "I call it my dink."
"A dink?" questioned Min, "That sounds kind of cool. Oh look at it, Jin, it's starting to drool."
And Jin winked at Min and looked at her feet. "Take a seat, sister Min, and I'll give you a treat. A treat that is neat and a treat that is sweet. A treat, sister Min, that will make your heart beat." "Is this part of the game?" asked Min as she knelt. And Jin nodded 'Yes' as he loosened his belt.
You can find the rest HERE...I googled "dirty Dr. Seuss"...