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YOUR 2016 Cleveland Indians Thread (American League CHAMPS!)

Still [Mark May]ty.


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All I want out of this game is to stop hearing Joe Buck verbally fellate Kyle Schwarber.
And I wouldn't mind if the Indians are winning 10-2 going into the bottom of the 9th, and have some goofy rule pop up where they still have to play the bottom of the 9th even though the home team is winning, and the Indians show immense sportsmanship by saying they don't want to use their half of the inning to bat, anymore, and instead march a bunch of topless strippers around the field while letting the crowd throw water balloons at them. Some of the water balloons would have money in them, because strippers are people, too, and everyone wants/needs money. And, hell, while I'm at it, maybe they invite Bob Nelson (from Super Tecmo Bowl) to go out there and show Bo Jackson that his commercial is stupid by taking a dump on whatever kind of car that is.
That might make my day. If all of that happens - ALL of it - then I don't care if the Indians win.
Hallelujah... HOLY SHIT... where's the Tylenol
 
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Someone tell me it will be okay. Lie to me and tell me it's alright.

LostLassie? Zippercat?

Lemme get back to you on that...just as soon as I convince myself.

PS With any luck, I'm channeling all the bad breaks to myself. JUST finished composing a massive email with a bunch of images I'd edited, and the damn thing appears to have evaporated into cyberspace--nada in the draft folder OR in the sent mail. So, OK, I can handle taking one for the team.

Damn Cubs sabatoged my email. :mad1:
 
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I've already resigned myself to it ending like 97 and am mentally curled up in the fetal position waiting for the final blow.

Please don't be [Mark May]ty, Tribe. Please.
I was sent to my room for weeping while yelling at Jose Mesa for blowing it in 97 and 20 years later I am 70% certain the same may end up happening
 
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