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sandgk

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Watson, Crick & A Twist
Get Off Your Ass and Answer the Damned Phone!
Seems some El Salvadoran prisoners have taken to storing cellphones in their keisters.
Yahoo
Hey, I think your lower intestine is ringing...

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Four prisoners in an El Salvador jail hid cellphones, a phone charger and spare chips in their bowels so they could coordinate crimes from their cells, prison officials said on Wednesday.
The four men, all gang members, wrapped their phones and accessories in plastic and inserted them into their rectums "far enough to reach their intestines," Ramon Arevalo, director of the maximum security Zacatecoluca prison, said.
Arevalo said the ruse was discovered during X-ray examinations following six weeks of investigations.
The men, members of the ultra-violent Mara Salvatrucha street gang and the first in El Salvador known to go to such lengths to make phone calls in jail, used the cellphones to manage robberies, blackmail and murders outside, Arevalo said.
The Zacatecoluca prison -- some 40 miles east of the capital San Salvador and currently home to 337 inmates -- goes by the nickname "Zacatraz," after the famously secure U.S. island penitentiary Alcatraz.
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There are a lot of people who deserve to have their cell phones similarly inserted.

I'm thinking anyone with one of those Nextel things for starters.
 
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BB73;599889; said:
There are a lot of people who deserve to have their cell phones similarly inserted.

I'm thinking anyone with one of those Nextel things for starters.
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*BLEEP!*
"Hi, it's me. I'm much too important and annoying to have a standard cell phone, so I got one of these so the entire restaurant can hear what you have to say."
*BLEEP!*
"LET'S PRETEND THAT WE CAN'T HEAR EACH OTHER SO WE EACH HAVE TO YELL INTO OUR WALKIE-TALKIES!!!"
*BLEEP!*
"THAT OUGHTA PISS EVERYONE RIGHT OFF!!! LET'S DO IT!!!"
*BLEEP!*
 
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:lol:

So... do you think they had the latest technology or...

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