You might be a Buckeye if...

[CCI]

if you get in a fist fight with Scum fans at work

 

[NFBuck]

If you get up at 4:30 am Sunday morning, hung over on two hours sleep, fire up the grill in the freezing cold and get all decked out in your Buckeye gear to watch a game in a friggin dormitory day room.

 

[buckiprof]

While sober, you call your good friend, who is a scUM fan, on June 11 at 2:30am and awaken him to the always appropriate, "It's June 11th 2:30 am and scUM still SUCKS!!" hang up and laugh hysterically.

You let your dog shit in the yard of the only scUM fan in the neighborhood and the thought of cleaning it up repulses you.

When you think your dog has to shit, you quickly get the leash and run to the yard of the only scUM fan in the neighborhood.

Whenever you step foot on the OSU campus, you let out a little sigh knowing that you have made it back home!

 

[Mike80]

- When you get pissed off when someone refers to Ohio State as simply Ohio....

- When you mute the TV to listen to Paul Kiels....(I hope that I spelled his name right)

 

[Saw31]

You've turned down a sure thing on a Saturday night because the Buckeyes are playing a night game...

 

[ImFrigginFly]

your kid played the sousaphone for their HS band

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

at your Christmas gathering with family from Akron your daughter makes a comment regarding Troy Smith and her cousin of equal age responds with, "Troy who?" and your daughter says, "Duh, he's only the best college quarterback of all time, GEEZ!"

 

[booster buckeye]

You've turned down a sure thing on a Saturday night because the Buckeyes are playing a night game...

Now wait a minute....

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

1. ...you know who Ghoulardi is

Drew Carey wears a Ghoulardi shirt in several episodes of his show. My Dad had one made just like it and wears it all the time.

 

[bucknut74]

McNutt 4 heisman makes perfect sense to you.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

at any given moment you can holler out an "O-H" and get an "I-O" in return!

 

[Ttown]

GO BUCKS !
O-H

 

[ScarletBlood31]

- When you get pissed off when someone refers to Ohio State as simply Ohio....

I hate that. And since I live in Virginia, I get that a lot more often and I always correct the person (no matter who it is), or make some smart as joke "Oh, I wasn't aware that Ohio University played Michigan last weekend."

You've turned down a sure thing on a Saturday night because the Buckeyes are playing a night game...

Unfortunately, guilty.

 

[Kirk Herbstreit]

GO BUCKS !
O-H

I - O!!!

 

[Saw31]

Unfortunately, guilty.

What's so "unfortunate" about it?

I've yet to find "skip a buckeye game" quality pussy...It may be out there somewhere, but I haven't found it yet...