You might be a Buckeye if...

[JoJaBuckeye]

This oughta be fun...add them as you think of them...

You might be a Buckeye if...
1. ...you know who Ghoulardi is
2. ...you know how to pronounce 'Bellefontaine'
3. ...'Xenia' seems like a perfectly normal name for a town

 

[BuckeyePride]

attend Glenville High

 

[iambrutus]

you strongly consider naming your son Wayne Woodrow or James Patrick

your children know the depth chart 3 deep by the time they are 7 yrs old

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

your child wanted to call her basketball coach a ninny for scheduling a basketball game on the 8th.

 

[scooter1369]

The first word your kids can spell is Ohio, with an assist.

Your kids have turned down Taco Bell because the wrapper is yellow and blue.

Planning family stuff on fall Saturdays have been strictly forbidden.. by your grandmother.

You understand that the directional references in "Upper Arlington" and "Westerville" mean nothing.

You know where "Gerbil Village" is located

You or someone you know has a daughter named "Scarlet".

 

[iambrutus]

if you pass on a great deal on a car because its blue

 

[scooter1369]

if you pass on a great deal on a car because its blue

guilty :!

 

[iambrutus]

guilty :!

me too


if when you child was born you give them a brutus doll before anything else

if you break out in "we dont give a damn for the whole state of michigan" everytime you see michigan plates on a car

if you send your out of state family christmas cards that are silver and scarlet and wish them a merry christmas and a happy national championship

if you start thinking about the spring game a few days after the bowl game

if you watch old games in June because you are going through withdrawls

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

you're wondering how next years line will be... and you still have three more games THIS season...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

if you give the finger to every car you see that has a Michigan license plate.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

your youngest child wanted this for christmas... A tOSU Sponge Bob Throw!

 

[Buckin' A]

If your 8 year old daughter rips her mothers ass for dressing the 2 year old in a shirt that has blue and yellow in it.

 

[stxbuck]

-if your mom asks "do people throw stuff at the real wolverine in the Columbus Zoo?"
-you consider Bob Evans a great restaurant
-you consider Cincinnati an area unto itself
-you have shoveled snow and worn shorts in the same week in your own yard
-you are more worried about recruiting backup DTs than the fact that some politicians are prattling about global warming

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

when you are so repulsed by seeing someone in a Me-shit-again shirt at the gym.. that your workout stops.. while your brain does an entire core dump of vulgarities at said target.. and their inadequacies

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

You advise your four year old that he MAY NOT say "sucks" when he says, "Dad, that sucks!" but give him 5 when he says, "Michigan sucks!"