"You Learn Something New Every Day"

[CCI]

"You Learn Something New Every Day"

We've all heard the phrase "you learn something new every
day."

Well, here's today's lesson: Think before you speak! This actually happened at Harvard University.

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high
glucose levels found in semen.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I under-
stand, you're saying there is as much glucose in semen as
in sugar?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add
statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't
it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing,
the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized
exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied),
she picked up her books without a word and walked out of
class, never to return.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's
reply was classic.

Totally straight-faced he answered her question.

"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness
are on the tip your tongue and not the back of your throat :osu:

 

[BuckeyeBaiter]

Three hours till gametime. Get your head in the game.

 

[DCBuckFan]

Man, you really need to go with a darker red on your font.. it is killing me... Try this color or something...

 

[BB73]

Sweet?!

Back when I was in college, I heard that semen was high in protein and only 2 calories per serving.

I don't know if that's true, but I've stated it to be a fact whenever the subject 'came up'.

 

[RugbyBuck]

I don't get why she got up and left. It's not like every other girl, and probably quite a few guys, as it was Harvard, didn't give head.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

this reminds me of a story from my freshman year at college. the kid who lived across the hall had a smoking hot girlfriend. one day at lunch at the commons he went to get more food and had left his glass of milk sitting there. my roommate and i dumped a bunch of salt into his glass. she thought it was hilarious but she didnt want it to be too salty so she tested it out before he got back. she took a small swig, coughed, and choked out at the top of her lungs "UGH, IT TAKES LIKE CUM"

 

[DEBuckeye]

this reminds me of a story from my freshman year at college. the kid who lived across the hall had a smoking hot girlfriend. one day at lunch at the commons he went to get more food and had left his glass of milk sitting there. my roommate and i dumped a bunch of salt into his glass. she thought it was hilarious but she didnt want it to be too salty so she tested it out before he got back. she took a small swig, coughed, and choked out at the top of her lungs "UGH, IT TAKES LIKE CUM"

Nice. God bless her....