You know what really burns my arse?

[Zurp]

http://usatoday.com/money/industries/retail/2007-04-16-bidets_N.htm?POE=click-refer

Bidets may catch fire, Japanese toilet maker says
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swapContent('firstHeader','applyHeader');TOKYO (AP) ? Japan's leading toilet maker Toto is offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets after wiring problems caused several to catch fire, the company said Monday.

 

[iambrutus]

holy shit that would suck

 

[Zurp]

Great.. with the title change of this thread, people will think I'm English.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

This is why I always crap out the window when I go to Japan.

 

[coastalbuck]

What are the damn things wired for anyway? Electrical accessories?????

The popular Z series features a pulsating massage spray, a power dryer, built-in-the-bowl deodorizing filter, the "Tornado Wash" flush and a lid that opens and closes automatically. Prices range from $1,680 to $2,600.

I see, the thing needs a 100 amp circuit....

 

[BB73]

Is Zurp British?

 

[Zurp]

Is Zurp British?

There should be an emoticon of me giving you the finger.

:hatepc:

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Is Zurp British?

Check the "Troppo's Pants Tea-Time" thread.

 

[tibor75]

Atomic wings from Quaker Steak?

 

[sandgk]

Atomic wings from Quaker Steak?

High Strength Bindaloo will singe the hairs between your cheeks every time.

There should be an emoticon of me giving you the finger.

This do?

 

[Taosman]

 

[Taosman]

There should be an emoticon of me giving you the finger.

:hatepc:

Will this do?

 

[NFBuck]

This is why I always crap out the window when I go to Japan.

I just crap in the garbage can.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I throw poop at monkeys

 

[Taosman]

Throwing "poop" could be interpreted in many ways!
I throw "poop" all the time! It's quite remarkable!