Yet again another dumb criminal

[buckeyefool]

http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/sep/06/2/burglar-dies-campus-area-apartment-cpd-says-ar-724275/

Burglar Dies In Campus-Area Apartment, CPD Says
Columbus Man, Roommate Come Home To Dead Body

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Two people return home after the holiday to find a dead man in their campus-area apartment.

A 26-year-old man and his roommate returned to their campus-area apartment at about 2 p.m. Monday. They had been out of town for the holiday weekend.

 

[smitty03]

Ahhhhh, Chittenden Ave.! I miss that place, but am still shocked we had no troubles with burglary/theft while living in the bottom floor apartment that was slightly below ground. My bedroom window was ground level and I waited for someone to kick through it most nights.

 

[Gatorubet]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/...n-security-guard-teen-thief-sex_n_951015.html


"Authorities in Ohio have arrested a junkyard security guard on charges of black-
mailing a teenage girl into having sex after she allegedly broke into the junkyard."

C'mon Ohio! First the bleeding burglar, now this... Let's tighten it up.

According to court documents, Marshall Sheldon, 59, was working at a
junkyard in North Bend, a small town about 25 miles west of Cincinnati,
on Wednesday afternoon, when he caught a 17-year-old girl stealing scrap metal.

Sheldon allegedly grabbed the victim and told her "unless she did something for him,
he was going to call the police and have her arrested," the arrest affidavit states.
Sheldon allegedly attempted to unbutton the girl?s pants but gave up when she struggled.
He then asked her to perform oral sex on him, which she did, according to court documents.

Following the alleged sex act, the girl went home and told her mother what happened.

"Momma - I didn't get no copper ware er any t'other stuff you wanted, but I did gave a blew job to
a guy what looks like Daddy's brother's cousin who was a guardin' the junkyard...."

:WHACK!!: "Girl - didn't I tell you not to give a blows job wuthout gettin' at least a hubcap or two??!!"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

"Authorities in Ohio have arrested a junkyard security guard on charges of black-mailing a teenage girl into having sex after she allegedly broke into the junkyard."

Seriously, how is this a crime? As long as he didn't physically force her, I don't see a problem.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Two people return home after the holiday to find a dead man in their campus-area apartment.

A 26-year-old man and his roommate returned to their campus-area apartment at about 2 p.m. Monday. They had been out of town for the holiday weekend.

redundant much?

 

[Gatorubet]

Seriously, how is this a crime? As long as he didn't physically force her, I don't see a problem.

Ohio Code - 2905.11. Extortion.

(A) No person, with purpose to obtain any valuable thing or valuable benefit or to induce another to do an unlawful act, shall do any of the following:
(1) Threaten to commit any felony;
(2) Threaten to commit any offense of violence;
(3) Violate section 2903.21 or 2903.22 of the Revised Code;
(4) Utter or threaten any calumny against any person;
(5) Expose or threaten to expose any matter tending to subject any person to hatred, contempt, or ridicule, or to damage any person's personal or business repute, or to impair any person's credit.
(B) Whoever violates this section is guilty of extortion, a felony of the third degree.
(C) As used in this section, "threat" includes a direct threat and a threat by innuendo.

But that's only if you think a blow job from a 17 year old chick is a "valuable benefit". :p

 

[Jake]

If black-mailing a juvenile delinquent into having sex is wrong...