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heisman said:
I‘m going back and forth on this. More damage…..liver or wallet?
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The bottle of Patron was like $45. I was at a party and for some reason it was tasting like water. I was dancing with these two girls for about an hour and I had taken my jacket off and it somehow had fallen to the ground. I went to pick it up and the next thing I knew I was on my ass looking at the stars. I was helped back up and was going to try to call a cab but I kept throwing up as I was talking to dispatch (this was like 2008). I went to the front of the host's house and was throwing up in the front yard when some genius decided to bring me inside. I proceeded to throw up all over the guy's floor. Next thing I knew I was in the back of a car throwing up into my jacket. They brought me to the door and my wife opened up, imagine her horror at seeing me in that condition. I somehow stumble to the shower and rinsed off. Next thing I knew it was the next morning and I felt like fucking dog shit, head felt like it was going to explode and looking in the mirror my eyes were about to bulge out of my head. I had blacked out shortly after the shower and my wife stayed up making sure I didn't choke to death on my vomit as i dry heaved until about 3am. It was the last time I touched tequila. getting sick just remembering it.
 
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DubCoffman62 said:
The bottle of Patron was like $45. I was at a party and for some reason it was tasting like water. I was dancing with these two girls for about an hour and I had taken my jacket off and it somehow had fallen to the ground. I went to pick it up and the next thing I knew I was on my ass looking at the stars. I was helped back up and was going to try to call a cab but I kept throwing up as I was talking to dispatch (this was like 2008). I went to the front of the host's house and was throwing up in the front yard when some genius decided to bring me inside. I proceeded to throw up all over the guy's floor. Next thing I knew I was in the back of a car throwing up into my jacket. They brought me to the door and my wife opened up, imagine her horror at seeing me in that condition. I somehow stumble to the shower and rinsed off. Next thing I knew it was the next morning and I felt like fucking dog shit, head felt like it was going to explode and looking in the mirror my eyes were about to bulge out of my head. I had blacked out shortly after the shower and my wife stayed up making sure I didn't choke to death on my vomit as i dry heaved until about 3am. It was the last time I touched tequila. getting sick just remembering it.
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Liver it is.
 
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An intern at the NTSB in 2013 decided to have some fun with the names. Unfortunately, local TV ran with it, they all got sued and I'm guessing he ended up changing career goals. But seriously, how does no one at the network pick up on this? :lol:

 
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Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux said:
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that's an oldie buy goodie. Reminds me of when a security guard shot and killed a young robber at a mall in North Carolina. The thug's family was outraged saying that the security guard had no right to shoot their little angel. All he had to do was tell him to put the gun down and he would of done it. The denial, deceit and delusion with these people is off the charts.
 
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