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[Mike80]

 

[Jake]

College me would've accepted this challenge. Now, this would be a two-person job with a few TUMS afterwards.

 

[DubCoffman62]

College me would've accepted this challenge. Now, this would be a two-person job with a few TUMS afterwards.

That would be hospital for 2023 me.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

College me would've accepted this challenge. Now, this would be a two-person job with a few TUMS afterwards.

That’s almost as much tomato as I use when making gumbo

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Time is a cruel master. All I have to do is look at my graduation picture, then look in a mirror.

Dub, I look in the mirror and think, damn you're looking old....

If you ever feel old, just remember that Jaromir Jagr is still actively playing professional hockey somewhere in Eastern Europe and remember that age is just a number (just don’t rely on that reasoning as a defense in court!)

 

[Jake]

This chef has no time for shit cooking on tiktok.

 

[DubCoffman62]

what a monstrosity

 

[Jake]

 

[DubCoffman62]

 

[5 STAR U-G-A]

Seagulls will eat anything

 

[DubCoffman62]

 

[Jake]

I couldn't understand why the chef guy and wrestler Baron Corbin were going at it on Twitter, but then I saw that Corbin does cookie tiktoks.

Apparently, he didn't take kindly to the chef's review and it's been on ever since.

 

[Jake]

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Looks cool but not sure if I would like to get into faux bloody waters

 

[5 STAR U-G-A]