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WWE Star Chris Benoit and his family found dead.

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RugbyBuck;872679; said:
THIS JUST IN:

Mystery solved. Ohio man behind roid rage wrestler deaths. Inside sources have confirmed that the former owner of a now mostly defunct and morally bankrupt Ohio State wannabe insider website is a person of interest in the deaths of some fake wrestler named Benoit and his wife and child in Georgia. Apparently, Mr. Benoit became furious when he learned that he had overpaid for a subscription to the Scarlet & Gray News ($77 rather than a one-time special rate of $49.95) and claimed that he didn't believe that S&G owner/administrator Alan Holierthanthou had actually been baptized by Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel. Upon reading this foul blasphemy, Mr. Holierthanthou immediately lapsed into his Internet bully roid rage persona, DiHard, traveled to Georgia and killed Mr. Benoit's wife and child. Mr. Benoit apparently then accidentally hanged himself in his weight room while he and Mr. Holierthanthou engaged in mutually satisfying cable flies.

More information is available from S&G News for the astonishingly low price of $11.29.
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Dude, I read this on the supersecret board on Thursday.
 
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gregorylee;872704; said:
Is it me, or does stone colds ex old lady look like a skinny dude in a wig...

I expected much better, from benoit's wife as well.
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Stone Cold's wife Debra? She used to be kinda hot. She had GREAT legs when she was part of the story line in WWF/WWE.

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