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You know what's really funny? Last night around 9:00, I was out in my yard, minding my own fucking business when my homo neighbor's dog started barking at me non-stop. I got sick of listening to it, so I went in my garage and got my sprayer out. I sprayed roundup all over his fence and all around his damn yard. Stupid dog barked at me the whole time, only stopping long enough to drop a big brown turd. Then he started kicking the grass, kind of like he was trying to peel out or something. (What the fuck is up with that anyway?) Anyway, then the homo comes out and starts bitching at me for it. He's lucky I didn't kick his ass; if I wasn't so depressed, I would've.

Stupid homos.....

Yeah, he's got a wife, like anyone really believes that lameass cover.......
 
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AJHawkfan said:
You know what's really funny? Last night around 9:00, I was out in my yard, minding my own fucking business when my homo neighbor's dog started barking at me non-stop. I got sick of listening to it, so I went in my garage and got my sprayer out. I sprayed roundup all over his fence and all around his damn yard. Stupid dog barked at me the whole time, only stopping long enough to drop a big brown turd. Then he started kicking the grass, kind of like he was trying to peel out or something. (What the fuck is up with that anyway?) Anyway, then the homo comes out and starts bitching at me for it. He's lucky I didn't kick his ass; if I wasn't so depressed, I would've.

Stupid homos.....

Yeah, he's got a wife, like anyone really believes that lameass cover.......
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so that was you, you mother fucker! i'm going to kick your ass tonight when i get home, but i'll have to put on my tight pink shirt first
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
Actually....the joke is that it sounds like he is saying one word. litercola, or possibly a brand of cola called litera cola.

homo.
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you were closer.....

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents and look how much you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I'll just take a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
Dimpus Burger Guy: What's a literacola?
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for…
Farva: …give me my fucking cola!


Homo
 
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I have this one guy across the street that does nothing. He comes out maybe twice a month. He never mows his lawn and sometimes neighbors mow it when it gets so damn long. He has a car that has sat so damn long it is covered in dust.

I heard if he goes anywhere he walks to a local bar and gets a pepsi and then leaves. Man it is just weird.
 
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iambrutus, I have a neighbor that never dumps his trash and never goes out only when he drives his pizza delivery car to go to work. he is a hermit and a weird individual. So alot of people in our society take meds and are wierded out .
I have a problem with your neighbor being on your side of the fence, next time stomp his ass. He might of been peeking in your window late night getting his freak on, so Kick his ass
 
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