WR Kaleb Brown (transfer to Iowa, transfer to ???)

[sparcboxbuck]

What has Brian Ferentz ever shown you to believe that?

Point taken. More a comment on the B1G West.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Point taken. More a comment on the B1G West.

Pretty sure Randy Moss, Jerry Rice and Jesus H Christ aren’t going to be an effective receiver corp with me throwing to them and Vince Lombardi trying to get “ a seal here “ on every play

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Pretty sure Randy Moss, Jerry Rice and Jesus H Christ aren’t going to be an effective receiver corp with me throwing to them and Vince Lombardi trying to get “ a seal here “ on every play

Don’t sell yourself short.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Don’t sell yourself short.

I’m a tremendous slouch?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

What has Brian Ferentz ever shown you to believe that?

Pretty sure Randy Moss, Jerry Rice and Jesus H Christ aren’t going to be an effective receiver corp with me throwing to them and Vince Lombardi trying to get “ a seal here “ on every play

So, I mentioned, I think that he’ll play in the backfield more at Iowa based on what he did in HS. I see him as a slower / thicker Curtis Samuel and in the B1G West I think that he could be effective.

And FFS @Jaxbuck, even you could manage a pop-pass to the kid.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I’m a tremendous slouch?

Tremendous may be an overstatement.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So, I mentioned, I think that he’ll play in the backfield more at Iowa based on what he did in HS. I see him as a slower / thicker Curtis Samuel and in the B1G West I think that he could be effective.

And FFS @Jaxbuck, even you could manage a pop-pass to the kid.

My shoulder is so fucked, I’d be better off trying to drop kick it to him.

 

[dragurd]

My shoulder is so fucked, I’d be better off trying to drop kick it to him.

I'm sure you can throw it as far as Cade though

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm sure you can throw it as far as Cade though

Once

 

[dragurd]

Once

They'll never see it coming then

 

[Jaxbuck]

They'll never see it coming then

As the trainers rush out the pain killers and bourbon to me at midfield

 

[sparcboxbuck]

My shoulder is so fucked, I’d be better off trying to drop kick it to him.

Fuck’n baseball. I get it. My throwing shoulder is hosed too. When the youngest tried baseball I helped at practice with a lacrosse stick. The kids laughed at me until I pitched batting practice with it and none of the little bastards could touch me… and I could throw left and right for strikes. You should try it.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

As the trainers rush out the pain killers and bourbon to me at midfield

So? A Saturday?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fuck’n baseball. I get it. My throwing shoulder is hosed too. When the youngest tried baseball I helped at practice with a lacrosse stick. The kids laughed at me until I pitched batting practice with it and none of the little bastards could touch me… and I could throw left and right for strikes. You should try it.

I’m having to time up surgery so I can play catch with my first grandson. Little Jax 2.0 is on the way

 

[Jaxbuck]

So? A Saturday?

or Tuesday whichever