1.) Do the wife. Nobody will ever hi-five you for beating off in a superhero costume (well, at least nobody who's hand you should ever want to come in contact with), but you can almost guarantee a hi-five (and perhaps a hearty "git 'er dun!") from somebody for nailing your boss's wife, even if she's fugly. Therefore, the wife is the winner.
2.) Hold the fart. Let's face it, if you're holding a fart for that long, eventually, some are gonna creep out. That's ok though, 'cause if you're slick enough, you can blame them on someone else. The nosehair thing however, there seems to be no way around.
2.) Hold the fart. Let's face it, if you're holding a fart for that long, eventually, some are gonna creep out. That's ok though, 'cause if you're slick enough, you can blame them on someone else. The nosehair thing however, there seems to be no way around.
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