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buckeyebri

40 Days in the Hole
I got invited to a Monday Night Football Party tonight. Food, drinks, the works were offered. This party is being hosted by the boyfriend of a lady I work with, so others from the office were invited as well.

What could be better one might ask. Well, here is the catch. It is a Pampered Chef and Longenberger Basket party for guys. The party was passed off as being a way to buy Christmas gifts for the wife.

I just couldn't bring myself to go. First, it just seemed gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). Secondly, it is the same kind of crap I always pick on my wife about going to and buying stupid stuff from. Thirdly, most people going were bummed about going and felt obligated to buy something.

Where's DI's show when you need it???
 

DiHard

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fuck....that "man" that inhabits that house needs to be taken into the small bathroom and have his pathetic puss face driven into the toilet bowl for a series of flushies....

Now...if your lady wants to have a lingerie and toy party.....by all means...host it at your house and pull out every single stop in the world to show yourself off.....
 
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BuckBackHome

Wolverine is largest member of weasel family
Not a single one of you had better believe the crap that BuckeyeBri is spewing. He was the one hosting the party. He does this crap all the time. I am surprised he didn't mention the Amway sales party he is having for the bowl games this year.

Seriously, that is just wrong. Feel free to go next time, bring your own cooler, load it up with beer from their kitchen and sit your ass between everyone and the TV. If someone tries to sell you something let them know you have your own knives that you carry at all times and you have an industrial lighter that will take care of all their pretty, pretty baskets.

By the way, your coworker may want to check her boyfriend's record collection. My guess is it is filled with Cher and Judy Garland cds.
 
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stxbuck

Woody wore Sambas
Good god-it's Monday Night Football-not some massive event. If they are going to try to pawn some wussie crap off on you they should at least line up a good pay per view fight or something...............
 
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LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
:lol: :lol:

My wife sells Pampered Chef so I had to tell her about the post :lol: If you decide you needs some stuff PM me and I'll get you a good deal :)

Good call on not going.... I hate those fucking baskets.
 
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scooter1369

HTTR Forever.
JonathanXC said:
To counter this idea...I suggest we all get together for the Super Bowl and chip in for a stripper during the commericals and halftime.
Better yet, lets all go to Nevada and watch it from the Chicken Ranch. :slappy:
My daughter's daycare used a "Halloween Parade and Show" as a ploy to get all of the parents there for a spiel about fundraising. A place I pay almost $200 a week for one child holds fundraisers all year. As if they weren't prison raping me enough, they want me to buy cheap wrapping paper and candles to make them even more money. When does it end??
 
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DEBuckeye

It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
The nerve of that guy. Trying to mask a chick activity with something like Monday Night Football? That's almost sacreligious. What's next? Tarot card readings at Sunday Mass? A keg party at an AA meeting?

This guy has serious manhood issues. Stay away from him in the future.
 
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