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WORST jury duty excuse ever!

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On a questionnaire that all potential jurors fill out, Ellis wrote that he didn't like homosexuals and blacks. He then echoed those sentiments in an interview with Nickerson.
"You say on your form that you're not a fan of homosexuals," Nickerson said.
"That I'm a racist," Ellis interrupted.
"I'm frequently found to be a liar, too. I can't really help it," Ellis added.
"I'm sorry?" Nickerson said.
"I said I'm frequently found to be a liar," Ellis replied.
"So, are you lying to me now?" Nickerson asked.
"Well, I don't know. I might be," was the response.
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He's facing charges of perjury now!
 
Big Papa;880658; said:
That has always been talked about for a method to get out of jury duty, but no one that I have ever heard of until now has ever had the balls to actually try it.
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Balls or complete lack of survival instinct? This guy couldn't lie his way out of a wet paper sack if he had a fork in his hand!
 
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Big Papa;880658; said:
That has always been talked about for a method to get out of jury duty, but no one that I have ever heard of until now has ever had the balls to actually try it. Guess we know it is really not a good idea and will apparently really piss off the judge.
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I tell 'em I worked for the Death Penalty Clinic and later the DA's Office......that scares 'em all shitless. Nobody can take a chance on me. :biggrin:
 
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Wurst? (On jury duty)
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