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OCBucksFan

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So, this weekend I went 0-2 for decent games from Gamefly. I got two games, both sucked and I thought we could use a thread to warn others.

Family Guy (PSP/PS2) Fucking horrible, just fucking horrible. Whoever decided that this would be a decent game needs to be shot in the fucking face. The game where everything is real high so you have jump here and then there and then there is very played out.

Devil May Cry 4, ok, this one really bummed me out. I played a devil may cry game when I was younger, and remembered it being fucking awesome. So I was really looking forward to this game. Well, the system isn't really intuitive at all, and it's another fucking jump all over the place game. The Graphics were awesome, it was a georgous game, but the game play, camera angles and everything made me want to break the disc in half and use it as a murder weapon to kill the developers. Top this off with the fact that this game had held my gamefly account hostage for a month: I put it in my queue, it came, was so scratched up that it wouldn't read, so they said they mailed me, never got to me, told them and on the 15th of January (over a month since I have had a second game) they said they received it and then sent it to me. If I could describe this feeling, it's like finding a cute chick taking her home and finding out she doesn't shave... anywhere.
 
Baja Edge of Control - unbelievably bad. You'd have to pay me to take this game off your hands. Incredibly buggy, horrible graphics, etc.

Fusion Frenzy 2 managed to reach a new low that Baja couldn't even touch
I thought Baja (something or other, 4x4 racing) was the worst game I'd ever played (far behind nearly every Xbox 1 racing game), then I made the mistake of renting fusion frenzy 2 (since nothing else useful was in stock). I enjoyed the original, simple games, worth the 5 or 10 I paid for it. Do not under any circumstances play FF 2. Besides awful games, it assaults you with non-stop idiocy from the annoucer/DJ. You will go insane if you leave it in long enough. "This is the most epic battle I've ever seen!" "Well, have you figured out the controls yet?" "Remember competitors, panic is not allowed!"
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Midnight Club LA was pretty lousy... it wasn't horrendous like baja, but despite using a well-established model, it was painfully unentertaining.
 
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Dryden;1390743; said:
Superman "64." Even Nintendo Power (then still privately owned by Nintendo) called it the worst game ever.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]You spend almost the entire game performing whatever demeaning tricks that Lex Luthor demands. It's the classic villain plot "Make Superman fly through 75 hula hoops in one minute or die!" followed by the evil plan "Make Superman fly through 75 MORE hula hoops in one minute or again... die!" SPOILER ALERT! Level 2 is "Retrieving Lex's Slippers" and Level 3 is "Learning to Shit on the Paper."

The whole sinister plot of forcing Superman to do tricks has got to be embarrassing for Lex. When Lex visits the super villain club, I know Dr. Doom makes fun of him. "I recently vaporized the defenses at Fort Knox and removed the gold with an orbital magnet ray. Did you mastermind that scheme to get those giant hoops flown through yet? Ha ha ha ha ha!"
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