Worst Christmas songs

[Thump]

Anything Beatles or John and Yoko
George Michael

 

[CMic]

My daughter has always been triggered by Little Drummer Boy. Not necessarily a bad song, but perhaps a bit wicked.

 

[Thump]

My youngest hates “Blue Christmas” because it is “sad.”

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[BuckBackHome]

Anything by Trans Siberian Orchestra.

 

[DubCoffman62]

 

[DubCoffman62]

 

[Zurp]

Anything Beatles or John and Yoko
George Michael

While not liking the Beatles or John or Yoko, I actually like their Christmas Song.
Paul McCartney's Christmas song might be the worst.
George Michael's Christmas song might also be the worst. I don't know how both of those statements can be true, but they are.

My youngest hates “Blue Christmas” because it is “sad.”

Elvis's version isn't the worst. I don't mind it. But my wife (girlfriend at the time) played the Porky Pig version of it, and it ruined that song for me. There wasn't much to ruin, but it's now terrible.

I liked that song as a kid. But yeah - it's pretty bad. But not bad enough to belong on this list.
The parody of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" ("I am Santa Claus") is really bad, too.

How about "All I want for Christmas is You" by whats-her-name. That song isn't terrible, but it's played all the time. Go in any store after Halloween and you'll hear it 3 times.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Also, anything by Straight No Chaser. I think that is the name of that acapella group.

 

[Best Buckeye]

the theme from Debbie does Dallas

 

[iambrutus]

There are two clear cut winners.....

Mariah Carey All I want for Christmas

anything by Taylor Swift

 

[RuGettinIt]

mele kalikimaka. Don’t care who sings it

 

[DubCoffman62]

While not liking the Beatles or John or Yoko, I actually like their Christmas Song.
Paul McCartney's Christmas song might be the worst.
George Michael's Christmas song might also be the worst. I don't know how both of those statements can be true, but they are.


Elvis's version isn't the worst. I don't mind it. But my wife (girlfriend at the time) played the Porky Pig version of it, and it ruined that song for me. There wasn't much to ruin, but it's now terrible.


I liked that song as a kid. But yeah - it's pretty bad. But not bad enough to belong on this list.
The parody of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" ("I am Santa Claus") is really bad, too.

How about "All I want for Christmas is You" by whats-her-name. That song isn't terrible, but it's played all the time. Go in any store after Halloween and you'll hear it 3 times.

Grandma got ran over is pure white trash

 

[BB73]

mele kalikimaka. Don’t care who sings it

I’m hearing that constantly this year. No idea why that’s happening.

 

[CincyInterloper]

While not liking the Beatles or John or Yoko, I actually like their Christmas Song.
Paul McCartney's Christmas song might be the worst.
George Michael's Christmas song might also be the worst. I don't know how both of those statements can be true, but they are.


Elvis's version isn't the worst. I don't mind it. But my wife (girlfriend at the time) played the Porky Pig version of it, and it ruined that song for me. There wasn't much to ruin, but it's now terrible.


I liked that song as a kid. But yeah - it's pretty bad. But not bad enough to belong on this list.
The parody of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" ("I am Santa Claus") is really bad, too.

How about "All I want for Christmas is You" by whats-her-name. That song isn't terrible, but it's played all the time. Go in any store after Halloween and you'll hear it 3 times.

I don't get the hate a lot of people have for Wonderful Christmastime. It's not The Christmas Song by Nat King Cole, but it's not that bad.