Words of wisdom

[High Lonesome]

Maybe this doesn't fit the but heres some cowboy logic

Don't squat with your spurs on

Lettin' the cat outa the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

 

[Saw31]

"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."

"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."

"It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it."

"Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly."

"Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient."

"He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep."

"Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself."

"Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders."

"Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time."

"Man who fondle girl having period, get caught red handed."

"Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth."

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."