Words of wisdom

[DEBuckeye]

A wise man once said;
"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

 

[iambrutus]

wow thats helpful

somoene has been far to close to a thump thread

 

[Saw31]

A wise man once said:
"man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake with smelly fingers."

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Man who run behind car gets exhausted.

 

[iambrutus]

man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

 

[iambrutus]

man to loses key to girlfriends appartment get no new key

man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day

baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk

 

[Saw31]

Girls are like parking spots. The good ones are already taken.

 

[iambrutus]

it is good for guy to meet lady in park, but better for guy to park meat in lady

 

[Saw31]

Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.

Never marry a woman with big hands. It will make your dick look smaller.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

[BuckNutty]

Man who fart in church have own pew.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

[buckeyefool]

Win when you can, lose if you must, but always cheat :)