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"Mommy was going Ah-ah -ah!....and Daddy was going Uh-uh -uh!!"

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I dated a single mother briefly in Alaska. It seemed like every time we got down to business in her bedroom (I was in the Air Force at the time and had a room mate) I'd look up at her 3 year old daughter would be standing there watching, so casually like she was watching TV. You'd chase her out and 5 minutes later there'd she be again. That ended my "date a single mother". For the record, I don't hate kids or have anything against single mothers, it's just not for me.
 
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DubCoffman62;1984019; said:
I dated a single mother briefly in Alaska. It seemed like every time we got down to business in her bedroom (I was in the Air Force at the time and had a room mate) I'd look up at her 3 year old daughter would be standing there watching, so casually like she was watching TV. You'd chase her out and 5 minutes later there'd she be again. That ended my "date a single mother". For the record, I don't hate kids or have anything against single mothers, it's just not for me.
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She was prolly thinking, "All the horny f-ing Airmen in the State and my Ma has to shack up with some guy with a Woody Hayes tattoo on his ass...."
 
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Gatorubet;1984025; said:
She was prolly thinking, "All the horny f-ing Airmen in the State and my Ma has to shack up with some guy with a Woody Hayes tattoo on his ass...."
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Either that or she was thinking "Hey, I bet this guy will have corrective jaw surgery one day"
 
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