I just can't help it. I keep thinking of some poor schmuck who was nagged for fifty years. One of those guys who just gets run over roughshod.
I saw a guy like that today in a mall and his wife was really embarrassing in the way that she humiliated him in public. As I got into my car, I heard him saying, "Yes, dear. Uh-huh, yes dear." The husband is that guy.
So, what you gotta ask is, did he go to heaven or hell?
Heaven scenario: God, please. She's coming to harangue me again. Please, just grant me this one wish and let me silence her so you can send her where she belongs.
Hell scenario: Morris, seems like you're not quite having the bad time that folks are supposed to have in hell. Why don't you try and see if you can stop this car?
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