Woman Tries to Shoot Dog - Misses - and Kills Husband

[TDunk]

"was painting house address numbers in the backyard shortly
after 3 p.m."

Who the hell paints addresses in the back yard??

I figured that was code for "sticking it in the pooper".

 

[cincibuck]

"was painting house address numbers in the backyard shortly
after 3 p.m."

Who the hell paints addresses in the back yard??

was that so he knew where he was while mowing the grass?

No, he's retired and I can tell you that as a retired person I find it easier to paint the numbers in my backyard, on the picnic table, than bending down and painting them on the curb; plus you don't get all that carbon monoxide from the passing cars and the thrill of damn near passing out when you stand up. It's a bitch though to get those curb stones up on the table.

 

[Muck]

No, he's retired and I can tell you that as a retired person I find it easier to paint the numbers in my backyard, on the picnic table, than bending down and painting them on the curb; plus you don't get all that carbon monoxide from the passing cars and the thrill of damn near passing out when you stand up. It's a bitch though to get those curb stones up on the table.

Or he was just trying to make it easier for the UFO's to find his house.