Woman Sues Restaurant After Fall While Dancing On Piano

[LoKyBuckeye]

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Woman Sues Fla. Restaurant After Fall While Dancing On Piano

SARASOTA, Fla. -- A 57-year-old woman who fell off and hurt herself while dancing atop a lounge piano is suing the ritzy Sarasota restaurant where the accident happened.

Theodora "Teddy" Picard fell backward off the piano to the floor in the lounge of Michael's on East in January 2005. The lawsuit says she wouldn't have climbed onto the piano if the restaurant's director hadn't pressured her, taken her by the arm and helped her climb up.

The lawsuit said Picard suffered a lingering neck injury in the fall.

But attorneys for the restaurant say that Picard's own drunkenness and carelessness are to blame.

The lawsuit contends that restaurant director Michael Klauber should have known the combination of alcohol the restaurant was serving and his encouragement impaired Picard's ability to appreciate the risk of dancing on the piano.

Klauber's attorney says the restaurant's owners feel badly that she was injured, but can't take responsibility for the actions of intoxicated people.

 

[AJHawkfan]

Oh hell! If I'd have known you could sue for the stupid shit you do when you're drunk, I'd never have to work another day for as long as I live!

 

[Golferdow01]

You know this woman LoKy?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

You know this woman LoKy?

no.. but I know the owner, Michael Klauber

Him and his chef are regualr guests on a few of our shows.

 

[Golferdow01]

no.. but I know the owner, Michael Klauber

Him and his chef are regualr guests on a few of our shows.

That would be He and his chef...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

That would be He and his chef...

me stoopid :moo:

 

[gregorylee]

Who the hell wan'ts to see an old bitch dancing on a piano anyway, what an embarrassment....

I should start sueing all the bars that let me leave with fat chicks.

 

[Taosman]

Who the hell wan'ts to see an old bitch dancing on a piano anyway, what an embarrassment....

I should start sueing all the bars that let me leave with fat chicks.

You kind of missed the point. Your 57 and drunk. WTF do you care what people think!
Just be glad she didn't take her top off!

 

[gregorylee]

You kind of missed the point. Your 57 and drunk. WTF do you care what people think!
Just be glad she didn't take her top off!

Kneeboobs

 

[redskinbucksfan]

We call them "hip huggers"

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

Obviously not related to Jean-Luc

 

[martinss01]

I should start sueing all the bars that let me leave with fat chicks.

you might want to let your ex's know they can sue the place for allowing you to leave with, and consiquently bang, some chick while dating them. these establishments need to be held accountable for their actions.

:p

 

[NightmaresDad]

You kind of missed the point. Your 57 and drunk. WTF do you care what people think!
Just be glad she didn't take her top off!

what the hell do you think she tripped over?
it takes a special athlete to step on their boob and not fall over!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Kneeboobs

You could be wrong, maybe her boobs just went down to her waist.

Too bad it doesn't work the same way for men (i.e. dick's don't seen to get longer with age and/or hang down to the knees). If that were the case I (and my wife) would be in "sexual euphoria".