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This brings back to mind an entire slew of tasteless jokes.
You've been warned. If you're easily offended, move along.
What do call somebody with no arms and no legs....
- in your swimming pool? Bob (per an earlier post)
For the rest, I've placed the answers at the bottom of this post, so you can think about these for a little while, if you are so inclined.
What do call somebody with no arms and no legs....
- hanging on the wall?
- in your mailbox?
- at a podium?
- on the grill?
- behind the Starbucks counter?
- on your front porch?
- with a chin on the church pew?
- wearing a USC jersey?
OK, here are the answers for you sick puppies that are still reading. :tongue2:
- hanging on the wall? Art
- in your mailbox? Bill
- at a podium? Mike
- on the grill? Patty
- behind the Starbucks counter? Joe
- on your front porch? Matt
- with a chin on the church pew? Neil
- wearing a USC jersey? Jimmy
You've been warned. If you're easily offended, move along.
What do call somebody with no arms and no legs....
- in your swimming pool? Bob (per an earlier post)
For the rest, I've placed the answers at the bottom of this post, so you can think about these for a little while, if you are so inclined.
What do call somebody with no arms and no legs....
- hanging on the wall?
- in your mailbox?
- at a podium?
- on the grill?
- behind the Starbucks counter?
- on your front porch?
- with a chin on the church pew?
- wearing a USC jersey?
OK, here are the answers for you sick puppies that are still reading. :tongue2:
- hanging on the wall? Art
- in your mailbox? Bill
- at a podium? Mike
- on the grill? Patty
- behind the Starbucks counter? Joe
- on your front porch? Matt
- with a chin on the church pew? Neil
- wearing a USC jersey? Jimmy
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Fungo Squiggly
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You missed a couple of my favorites:
As a bullfighter?
Two armless, legless guys hanging over a window?
As a bullfighter? Gord
Two armless, legless guys hanging over a window? Curt and Rod
As a bullfighter?
Two armless, legless guys hanging over a window?
As a bullfighter? Gord
Two armless, legless guys hanging over a window? Curt and Rod
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Those are new to me, BK, but they're good ones. For us sick bastards that laugh at stuff like that. 
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Fungo Squiggly
Mortal enemy of all things Bucky
Yahoo Pickem Champ
Former Game Champion
'18 BPCFFB II Champ
'18 Keeper League Champ
Those are new to me, BK, but they're good ones. For us sick bastards that laugh at stuff like that.
What? I'm not laughing. Those jokes are appalling, insensitive, and crass. I would never tell, nor enjoy, a joke based upon the pain of someone else. Unless it was really damn funny. Like these ones. Or dead baby jokes. Those amuse me, too. But other than that, not funny. Oh, wait. People falling down are funny, too.
I'm starting to wonder if I might be a sadist.
Masochist to sadist: "Oh, whip me, please!"
Sadist to masochist: "Hm.......I don't think so."
I don't think this day will ever end.
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