Wish Me Luck...

[Golferdow01]

I'm meeting the Parents/Fockers tonight...:ohwell:

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

here's a tip.. if you accidentally let their cat out and he runs away... DO NOT go to the animal shelter and try to get a replacement... you're just asking for trouble.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Please don't try to milk the cat!

 

[NFBuck]

Stay in the "circle of trust".

 

[Deety]

Now c'mon people. Golfer needs support and here you all are just cracking jokes. For shame...

Golfer my buddy, just be yourself. Well, maybe not yourself. Someone like you. Pretty much like you. Somewhat. Marginally. Actually, just someone who looks like you, but acts like somebody completely different. Unless you can look like someone else?

:p

Good luck :)

 

[NFBuck]

Those aren't jokes...that's very sound advice.:tongue2:

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Please don't try to milk the cat!

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

 

[Steve19]

Golfer, if you get into really deep crap, PM me and I'll send you my address. We have a spare bedroom. It's a long way away. You can lay low a few days, change your name at the US embassy and contemplate re-entry into the US.

 

[methomps]

Be sure to inquire as to who paid for the house.

 

[OSUsushichic]

So, Focker, how did it go?

 

[jimotis4heisman]

i went out with a girl in college who had a dad "in the army" thats about all i knew when i met him, he put his hand out there and i gave him the firmest handshake i think he shat himself. turned out later he was a brig general from dc. i guess he loved me, i just thought he was some prick and was trying to prove a point.

 

[cincibuck]

Meet the Parents night... oh, Golfer, that's the first step. Weren't you the guy rapsodizing (I don't have a freaking clue as to how to spell that. I know there's an 'h' in there somewhere) about the first car you were going to get? BMW, Mercedes, Lexus... you can this that dream good by... can we say "mini van?"

 

[Thump]

Make sure you tell them that you don't believe in safe sex.

 

[StooGrimson]

Now c'mon people. Golfer needs support...

And he came here for it? What a moron... Meeting the parents no matter who they may be is never a big deal unless you're a complete social retard.

 

[OSUsushichic]

And he came here for it? What a moron... Meeting the parents no matter who they may be is never a big deal unless you're a complete social retard.

God, you're so un-PC. It's window licker!