Wisconsin -5.5 at TSUN (ov/un 66.5) Noon ET, ESPN

[Telekinesis]

scUM D stops them, but they take over on the one after a nice bounce on the punt. Can't believe I'm saying this...go scUM. I need a drink.

I'm already drinking JD. I can't help it. I need something to help me do this.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Mike Martin annoys me. Congratulations on making a tackle. Now jump around like you just won the superbowl.

Martin looks like Noah and is annoying like Noah.

 

[Mrstickball]

I hope they go over the points line, and I win my first vbet.

So far, not good for that.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Good God.

2 drives and Wiscy has been inept so far.

Typical UW team--plays like world-beaters against OSU and at home, looks like garabage against everybody else.

 

[NFBuck]

I don't know why wiscy even bothers running. Just throw it 20 yards downfield over the middle on every play.


*Spoiler alert* Somebody's open. *Spolier alert*

 

[Telekinesis]

,,,The route is on?

 

[NFBuck]

20 yard TD run Wiscy courtesy of some nifty (attempted) tackling.

 

[NFBuck]

Eh, they call him down at the 1...formality...Wiscy 49-53 TDs in the RZ...

TD Ball.

 

[NFBuck]

Sidenote: Even scUM's cheerleaders are exceedingly mediocre. Did Bill Martin hire the cheerleading coach too?

 

[craigblitz]

People do not give Whisky's punter enough credit... Pinned scUM deep on first punt.. he has been solid all year!

 

[Telekinesis]

"Chris Spielman breaks out in hives every time he's here."

Nice!

 

[NFBuck]

Hairlice misses a wide open receiver that would have went for 6...dude sucks beyond 10 yards.

 

[craigblitz]

Could Whisky and scUM St both go down today....hahahah... Ok just dreaming!

 

[NFBuck]

Looks like dickrod is intent on getting hairlice hurt again today. I predict it's tater time early third quarter.

 

[Telekinesis]

Go Mi...

Damn.

Go Mi...

Ahh...

FUCK MICHIGAN!!!