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Why Gun Control Tends to take care of itself


Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.
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5 Years? Hasn't this dude suffered enough?

Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

Tue Jul 13, 1:06 PM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
So let me get this straight, the guy drinks 15, goes home, shoves a sawed-off gun in his pants at the crotch line, which subsequently blows off his nuts.

Sounds more like natural selection to me.
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