Why do little kids have such good aim?

[BuckBackHome]

I'm in the living room tonight sitting on a chair with my older son who is sick. My younger one, not quite 2 1/2, wanders nearby and has a little basketball with him. He all of a sudden winds up to release one. I think nothing of it as yesterday this same windup resulted in the ball being thrown straight up and then coming right down around him. Well, today is a different day. He launches one and connects right with the old family jewels. I am still not sure how the ball landed there as I was sitting sideways toward him. All I know is I contained the curse words and managed some nice cleansing breaths to relieve the pain.

How the hell do kids always do that?

 

[BB73]

I'm in the living room tonight sitting on a chair with my older son who is sick. My younger one, not quite 2 1/2, wanders nearby and has a little basketball with him. He all of a sudden winds up to release one. I think nothing of it as yesterday this same windup resulted in the ball being thrown straight up and then coming right down around him. Well, today is a different day. He launches one and connects right with the old family jewels. I am still not sure how the ball landed there as I was sitting sideways toward him. All I know is I contained the curse words and managed some nice cleansing breaths to relieve the pain.

How the hell do kids always do that?

Look at it this way. He's a natural athlete, and your genitals are so huge he couldn't miss.

 

[jwinslow]

Look at it this way. He's a natural athlete, and your genitals are so huge he couldn't miss.

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[methomps]

BuckinMichigan has elephantitis of the nuts?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

My boys love to wrestle and jump on me and almost every time I get a knee to the nuts. They also think it's funny to take flying leaps off the arm of the couch at me. I'm ususally sitting on the floor and do not see it coming. I should start wearing a cup.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I have a friend who is expecting his first in a couple of months. He and his wife were over awhile back and my boys were running around like they usually do. My friend just stood there with his hands down protecting himself like he was getting ready for a direct kick in soccer. It just seems like they always get me when I am not expecting it.

 

[RugbyBuck]

I got racked pretty good by the future mrs. rugby yesterday morning, but she felt so bad about it that she, um, took care of it for me. I'm not sure but I think I would take a daily rack for a daily blowjob.

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm in the living room tonight sitting on a chair with my older son who is sick. My younger one, not quite 2 1/2, wanders nearby and has a little basketball with him. He all of a sudden winds up to release one. I think nothing of it as yesterday this same windup resulted in the ball being thrown straight up and then coming right down around him. Well, today is a different day. He launches one and connects right with the old family jewels. I am still not sure how the ball landed there as I was sitting sideways toward him. All I know is I contained the curse words and managed some nice cleansing breaths to relieve the pain.

How the hell do kids always do that?

Beats me, but do you have it on video?

I got racked pretty good by the future mrs. rugby yesterday morning, but she felt so bad about it that she, um, took care of it for me. I'm not sure but I think I would take a daily rack for a daily blowjob.

By all means, marry that woman.

 

[scarletandgrey]

I'm not sure but I think I would take a daily rack for a daily blowjob.

Definetly no doubt about it.